Fake twitter accounts are common but so far this seems legit... (FYI, War Machine promised to shut himself down within three years last week, and also promised to take out his enemies before that...)
Re: Porn hasn't improved War Machine's outlook Dude needs to be on some happy pills to balance out his bi-polar-ish personality.
Re: Porn hasn't improved War Machine's outlook I don't. The dude is crying out for help. He's a whore machine, not just in the porn sense, either. He's always calling attention to himself. I can't stand him. Just end it, Jon.
Re: Porn hasn't improved War Machine's outlook Who's this Ryan guy he's whining about? Sounds like War Machine might be living a lie. Also: hasn't cried in years? Lie. He cried when he won on the TUF finale. Guess it's been a couple years but still.
Re: Porn hasn't improved War Machine's outlook I'd be happy if no one ever quotes or mentions war machine again, except for that 1 fight against Jarred Rollins, actually either that or his fight against Yoshida. Those are the only 2 acceptable references to War Machine.
Re: Porn hasn't improved War Machine's outlook ^ War Machine lost it at a birthday party over the weekend, assaulted several people (allegedly including his GF) and evaded the police. Because he has priors he could be facing a prison sentence for this one, so we might not see him around for a while. He's also probably scuttled his porn career seeing as how he flipped out at an industry function of sorts. He turned himself in to police later, reportedly. Dude should be on suicide watch, now.
Re: Porn hasn't improved War Machine's outlook [update: WM turns himself in to police here's a post from one of the guys at the b-day party ..."This looked like something out of a bad Vince McMahon script as this guy War Machine went nuts and began taking everyone on at this party," The Vizier says. "We're talking multiple assaults and battery with the cops after him." "War Machine’s own agent, Derek Hay, looked to be the primary target with a couple of shots to the head. Mika Tan’s Ex was KO’d as well & sent to hospital." "I never saw anything like it," continued The Vizier. "War Machine was in kill mode. His fists were lethal weapons. Anyone who tried to get between him and Derek got taken down – hard."
Re: Porn hasn't improved War Machine's outlook [update: WM turns himself in to police and here's a few posts from WarMachine's own twitter account as someone commented on this post at Blood Elbow, War Machine said the only two things in life that are important are fighting and fucking. Now he's failed at both professionally.. where does he go from here?
Re: Porn hasn't improved War Machine's outlook [update: WM turns himself in to police This is insane.. I looked at this topic a while back but never knew what to say.
Re: Porn hasn't improved War Machine's outlook [update: WM turns himself in to police How about "No matter how fucked up my life becomes, at least I'm not this guy" works for me.
Re: Porn hasn't improved War Machine's outlook [update: WM turns himself in to police I like that. Actually, it could be worse - he could be a Nets fan!
Re: Porn hasn't improved War Machine's outlook [update: WM turns himself in to police http://www.kvbc.com/Global/story.asp?S=11593410&nav=menu107_2_8
^ So as it turns out he hasn't turned himself in and is currently a wanted man. This guy's life is pretty unique, I must say.
Ugh, I wish anything WarMachine related was never posted again. Any time spent on it, is about as worthwhile as Paris Hilton crap.
I think WarMachine is taken to jail and is asked to participate in a "Death race" style event but for fighting. He wins his twelfth fight in a roll and has earned his freedom but is stabbed in the back by the evil warden. He eventually escapes via a secret sewer system that an older wiser inmate/trainer that can't join him in the escape cause the warden has his family and is forcing him to stay and train the fighters. After War Machine breaks out, he lays low in Mexico for a while. Skip ahead 5 years some people think they've seen War Machine re-emerge in Chile under the name of Joanna Koppenhaver, working in a series of hardcore donkey shows across the coast. This outcome wouldn't surprise me one bit, given how F'ed up this guys life is.
