OT Portland Thunderstorms

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  1. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    What the fuck is with the weather in this city? And the weather stations too!

    Portland has to be the only place that issues a severe storm warning for itself....and never gets a thunderstorm.

    http://www.kgw.com/weather

    Look at the fucking radar! Everyone else has a thunderstorm brewing right now......except us. It's literally a giant circle of storms at least 20 miles or more away from the Portland/Vancouver area.

    Fuck that shit. Even the fucking weather hates Portland!
     
  2. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I love thunder and lighting, the smell of air is amazing. I just opened every window in the house, lol.
     
  3. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Same. Had my windows open all day, and you can definitely smell the change in the air.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I thought that was Demo tears from the death of Obamacare.
     
  5. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Tennessee has some awesome thunderstorms.
     
  6. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    It quite possibly could be that as well, lol.
     
  7. oldfisherman

    oldfisherman Unicorn Wrangler

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    I call BS.
    Dogs hate thunder.
     
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  8. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Fucking arthritis is screaming thanks to the thunder clouds rolling through the mid-Valley...
     
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    Rhal Well-Known Member

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    I'm hoping we get a nice thunderstorm tonight. Nothing I like better then drinking a beer on my front porch watching a thunderstorm. A thunderstorm on my Birthday would be one hell of a treat.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Wouldn't you actually have to fuck to get fucking arthritis?
     
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  11. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Sly is already ahead of the curve...

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    Does thunderstorms fuck with arthritis? I've heard severe weather can have strange effects on those with medical conditions.
     
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    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    It's a Severe Weather Watch in effect for the next 6 hours. Its a lot different than a warning. A watch is regional, saying that it's possible in the time frame. A warning is county-by-county and basically means that the area will/is experiencing severe weather.

    EDIT: I was looking at weather.com. The KGW link did say we are under a severe thunderstorm warning, which makes no fucking sense. Haha.
     
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    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    Weather.com is the source to use IMO. I doubt the National Weather Service actually issued us a Severe Thunderstorm Warning. I feel like it's just KGW either fucking up and not distinguishing between "Watch" and "Warning", or they're just pretending they're the NWS and issued a warning on their own. Haha.
     
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    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    I actually just got home from reffing a Mac soccer game that I had to call 1/2 hour early because of the lightning.
    Shame, was a good game too.
     
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    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    We just had a tornado warning for here and Crater Lake for like a half an hour before it got rescinded and turned into a severe thunderstorm warning. Pretty bizarre.
     
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    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    I saw it on radar. Pretty nasty storm.
     
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    Nice storm just wrapped up here in Clark County. Lotta lightning.
     
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