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  1. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Did Clyde Drexler go into the Basketball Hall of Fame as a Houston Rocket?
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Does Damian drink like a fish?
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Was Greg Oden really given exclusive access to Paul Allen's bedroom on Blazer one?
     
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    Was Jake O'Donnell the son of a motherless goat or the offspring of an alcoholic bishop?

    Wait, I know the answer to this question, he's a DEMON SEED!
     
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  5. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Did Jerome Kersey really have a girl for every neighborhood in the Greater Portland Metropolitan area?
     
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    I could add a personal story from my childhood to put this in prespective. But the man's gone and he was a childhood hero of mine. Let's leave it at that.
     
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    Which Blazer did I have sex with?
     
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    All of them?
     
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    Are Ed Davis' hands actually industrial strength shop vacs?
     
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    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Urban legends should always be stated as facts, not questions.

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    DUB Da, da da, da dah!

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    Did Greg Oden injure his knee getting up off the couch, or playing Dance Dance Revolution?

     
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    Damian drinks like a fish.
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Coming up one lotto number short in the Derek Rose draft.

    Hindsight, that would have been pretty brutal after Roy and Oden.
     
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    DUB Da, da da, da dah!

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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Jake O'Donnell is the son of a motherless goat.

    Jake O'Donnell is the offspring of an alcoholic bishop.

    Jake O'Donnell is a demon seed.

    There I rephrased them for you.
     
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    Lamarcus has a vagina
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Hey now, let's try to keep this clean man. We can say a lot of things, but I will not stand idly by while you are disrespecting vaginas like that.
     
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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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