OT Portland: When you mix food carts, hipsters, and strip clubs

Discussion in 'Blazers OT Forum' started by SlyPokerDog, Aug 25, 2017.

Moderators: 7

Moderators

  1. BrianFromWA
  2. Chris Craig
  3. Darkwebs
  4. Ed O
  5. PtldPlatypus
  6. SlyPokerDog
  7. Strenuus
  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2008
    Messages:
    122,863
    Likes Received:
    122,859
    Trophy Points:
    115
     
    SlyPokerDog, Aug 25, 2017
    #1
    BlazerWookee, Sedatedfork and UncleCliffy'sDaddy like this.
  2. rasheedfan2005

    rasheedfan2005 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 18, 2013
    Messages:
    8,543
    Likes Received:
    4,673
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Im glad i decided not to move to portland. I think im taking my talents to texas. No state taxes, reasonably prices homes, maybe lamucus was on to something.
     
    rasheedfan2005, Aug 25, 2017
    #2
    Sedatedfork likes this.
  3. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2008
    Messages:
    122,863
    Likes Received:
    122,859
    Trophy Points:
    115
    Portland roleplaying.

    [​IMG]
     
    SlyPokerDog, Aug 25, 2017
    #3
    BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94, PDXFonz, RipCityDSCPL and 1 other person like this.
  4. Minstrel

    Minstrel Top Of The Pops Global Moderator

    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2008
    Messages:
    26,226
    Likes Received:
    14,407
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    User Interface Designer
    Location:
    Hello darkness, my old friend
    bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
    BritneySpears14: Aight.
    bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
    BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
    bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
    bloodninja: Me too baby.
    BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
    bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
    BritneySpears14: Hey...
    bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
    BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
    bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
    BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
    bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
    bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
    BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
    bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
    bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
    bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
    bloodninja: Baby?    ​

    And also

    BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
    eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
    BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
    eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
    BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
    BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
    eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
    eminemBNJA: Oh ****
    BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
    eminemBNJA: Oh ****
    eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something    ​
     
    Minstrel, Aug 25, 2017
    #4
    Orion Bailey, SlyPokerDog, PDXFonz and 2 others like this.
  5. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

    Joined:
    Sep 14, 2008
    Messages:
    7,955
    Likes Received:
    4,362
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Seattle
    Nice AOE damage
     
    Sedatedfork, Aug 25, 2017
    #5
    PDXFonz and Minstrel like this.
  6. santeesioux

    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2008
    Messages:
    10,738
    Likes Received:
    5,311
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Trolling the internet
    Location:
    Southern Oregon

    It's one of the nicest places you can visit, but I wouldn't want to live there. I would like to move somewhere in Northern Oregon/Southern Washington though.
     
    santeesioux, Aug 25, 2017
    #6
    rasheedfan2005 likes this.
  7. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2008
    Messages:
    13,075
    Likes Received:
    6,367
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Gear Finisher
    Location:
    Lebanon, Oregon
    Why can't I find a way to copy a link to this on my phone?
     
    BlazerWookee, Aug 25, 2017
    #7
  8. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2008
    Messages:
    122,863
    Likes Received:
    122,859
    Trophy Points:
    115
    https://streamable..com/rrltd

    Take out the second period before com.
     
    SlyPokerDog, Aug 25, 2017
    #8
  9. Cippy91

    Cippy91 Habitual Line Stepper

    Joined:
    Jul 7, 2014
    Messages:
    9,667
    Likes Received:
    7,049
    Trophy Points:
    113
    This is so edgy and dope. Hipster as fuck
     
    Cippy91, Aug 25, 2017
    #9
  10. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2013
    Messages:
    19,492
    Likes Received:
    16,091
    Trophy Points:
    113
    ROFL!!!!!
     
    PDXFonz, Aug 25, 2017
    #10
    Orion Bailey likes this.
  11. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2008
    Messages:
    13,075
    Likes Received:
    6,367
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Gear Finisher
    Location:
    Lebanon, Oregon
    Bloodninja rules
     
    BlazerWookee, Aug 25, 2017
    #11
    Orion Bailey and Sedatedfork like this.
  12. Orion Bailey

    Orion Bailey Forum Troll

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2015
    Messages:
    26,285
    Likes Received:
    21,507
    Trophy Points:
    113

    And that last line..... hahahaha happens all the time apperantley. Lmao. Hahahahahah
    I'm in tears.
     
    Orion Bailey, Aug 27, 2017
    #12

Share This Page