Post Your Lines

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  1. Iggy

    Iggy Iggy

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    Lately I've been in the mood to write lines. And I know Freestyle Battles are banned but I thought I'd make a thread where you can post some lines that you think of. So basically post lines that you think of here.

    Here's some shiz that I thought of this morning on the bus:

    i leave bitches more nervous than when they on their first date..
    have them makin more desperate wishes.. than 11:11 on they birthday
    i'm like mad cow disease... im so sick if you really want beef
    cause my rhymes is tighter than a pair of xtra small briefs...
    my flows is like milk from a cow.. i turn it smooth like butter...
    while yours is a clutter ... its UTTERly impossible for you not to stutter
     
  2. bbwSwish

    bbwSwish Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger.

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">i'm like mad cow disease... im so sick if you really want beef</div>

    That was nasty.
     
  3. B.e.

    B.e. The One Who Score Touchdowns and Spikes Mics

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    Cool idea...but maybe we can do keystyle (no battle) instead. It's a lot less corny and it'd just be for fun. Kinda like a cipher type thing...just typing though.
     
  4. Iggy

    Iggy Iggy

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    Yeah this thread is basically for any keystyling you want to do, but no battles since we can't. But yeah basically post anything you got.
     
  5. ChicagoSportsFan

    ChicagoSportsFan JBB JustBBall Rookie Team

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    LOL I like that phrase "Keystyle"



    sitting here off the brain on Jay Bee Bee
    typing more conspiracies then the Kay Gee Bee
    pitter patter on these keys cause i never soldem
    If the crowd is full of whites call me the token
    quick with deliveries because im well spoken
    Kinda like Fed ex leavin rappers broken



    Thats it im a bit rusty havent flowed in 2 years
     
  6. Mr. J

    Mr. J Triple Up

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    <div class="quote_poster">michiganave17 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Kinda like Fed ex leavin rappers broken</div>
    lol, I like this. [​IMG]
     
  7. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    Still ballin' ever since the game got banned
    I am a baller, its a fact, you just have to understand
    Rockets went down losing to Jazz in a heartbreaker
    Tmac didn't do his job, he was just a bad decision maker
    We'll be back next year to get out of first round
    Yao and Tmac, we are clutchcity, thats what it's all about
    Hit me on the three pointer, find me at the wing
    I am not a KeyStyle Pro, cuz I am the "Keystyle King!"
     
  8. Mr. J

    Mr. J Triple Up

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    ^You've gotten better, but since you misspelled "Clutch City" so now it's prnounced 'Clutch sh!tty'.
     
  9. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    ^Atleast we made the playoffs. [​IMG]

    [​IMG] You misspelled pronounced. Scrape yourself.
     
  10. Mr. J

    Mr. J Triple Up

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    I was pwned.
     
  11. Iggy

    Iggy Iggy

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    a couple more freestyle lines, more disses though.

    battles are banned yet my flow is still fine..
    can't diss anyone directly but i guess i'll spit a couple of lines
    rappers here think they're kings of rhymes... yet they still can't bend this
    i'll put more caps to crowns than your local dentist..
    i'm one of the best yet i'm still strivin'
    and some of ya'll couldn't spit fly if your saliva was sky diving
    my swaggers like a paycheck; its money in the banks
    but ya'll could smoke a couple of numbers and still couldn't get high on the ranks
    so now everyones on my back... but if they want beef i'll smack it
    my styles like a winter sale.. everybody wanna jacket (jack it)

    .... sorry Umair, I just had to diss you for saying you were the keystyle king.
     
  12. AKIRA

    AKIRA GO LAKERS!!!

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    my rhymes havent been seen yet
    cos im like a super jet
    so when i fly right by you, you wont even notice it
    my rhyming speed is like allen iverson
    and sticks to you like the webs of spiderman
    this is my first time trying to rhyme
    and im probly crap, and wasting your time
    your sayin why is akira trying to "keystyle"
    but if you read carefully and sit there for a while
    you'll realise that its all just a joke
    that im the rookie in the game yet im still leaving you broke
    ive got some cows if you want beef
    cos i live on a farm and ive got funny teeth
    my rhymes arent good and im not gangsta
    but your all ugly and everyone hates ya
    you smell like a pile of rotten chicken
    while i am fresh and "finger-licken"
    you cant touch my keyboard flow
    cos your mummy said its bed time so its time for you to go


    im not actually serious about this, ive never tried it before so i thought id have a go. its pretty fun actually, even though im really bad. i wish rappers would be funny and witty again like back in the day, now its all guns and bitches and beef.
     
  13. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    Been listening to Pimp C, so had to add my favorite line:

    fresh out the game, this boy still go hard
    I am not sandman, just a little dude running that point guard
    Time to get rid of the beef like vegetarians
    what the hell are these people talking about they are friggin canadians
    reckin my hometown with the best of rappers, you know its htown
    im not Pimp C, but I sure be Knockin' Doorz Down
    These boys here think they as good as me, but im the best
    you can find me on myspace, all you have to do is gimme a request
    Once and for all, the name is "Key Style King", you betta get it straight
    add me in yo top 24 or maybe in the top 8
    I am young freshmen, still a play pulling dem ladiez
    you can find me on the bball court stomping in my McGrady's...
     
  14. Hunter

    Hunter Administrator Staff Member Administrator

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    <font color=""Blue"">While this "Post Your Lines" thread is not the same as the previously banned Rap Battles threads, I am still going to close it.

    Frankly put, this type of posting violates the JBB Guidelines with regard use of profanity. In addition, as has already been demonstrated by posts in this thread, "disses" are starting to be thrown around. I just see this thread spirally out of control in the future and the limits on what is allowed/not just keep getting pushed further and further as this thread is open.

    As a result, I am closing this thread. If you wish to "post your lines" or "battle" please go to a site that is dedicated for that stuff. JustBBall is not here for that purpose.</font>
     

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