Remember this? No biggie, apparently. http://www.ocregister.com/news/jackson-227654-down-newport.html
So apparently you can stay up for six days drinking energy drinks and talking to god, then jump in your monster truck and smash your way through town, police on your tail, eventually ending the chase when your tires burn off the wheels and you're forced out of the cab at gunpoint, and just get a few hours of community service (which you do anyway as a pro athlete) and a pat on the back from the judge for doing that well. Sorry, I'm just going to go outside and airbrush my face on my truck, if you don't mind...