Politics Puerto Rico votes to ask US congress to make it the 51st state

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  1. santeesioux

    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Congress is never going to allow PR to be a state.

    Never.
     
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  3. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    How about saying no and making Alaska and Hawaii get the fuck out? They aren't even connected to us.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Russia would love to buy Alaska back.
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    No need to buy. Trump will just give it to him.

    barfo
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Free, take it. We're going to be Russian soon anyway. I met some nice Russians today at a neighbor's son's graduation party. I'm not really outgoing or I'd have loved to become actual friends with them. They lived in Miami for a bit and Utah.

    They love Henderson NV because nobody gives a shit where they are from. This is truly the most progressive city on the west coast. If you work, you're accepted here.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Everything's better with gravy on it.

    Especially fish.
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I think rather than letting them be a new state, we should keep the number of states at 50 (it's a nice round number).

    Instead, let's merge PR with an existing state. The obvious choice is Wyoming.

    barfo
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I don't recall ever having fish with gravy. Ever. Even sounds odd.
     
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    Try it the next time you hit up a good casino buffet.
     
  11. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    You mean fried fish? Friend sponge with gravy would be good in a doritos sort of way.
     
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    Gravy is its own food group on the food pyramid. Pretty much everything else is just an applicator for the gravy.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    That's true, like the momma joke where she fell and broke her leg and gravy poured out. Not a quesadilla, or just cheese but gravy.
     
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    It's just good business to let PR in. Huge increase in flag production and all new "50 nifty united states" song.
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    I can see the headline now...

    "Sorry Chico, no statesmanship for Peurto Rico"
     
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    Lose the switchblade and get you a desert eagle, esse!
     
  17. Chris Craig

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    Come on, it can be the Hawaii of the east coast
     
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    Let them in or let them go.

    It's rather straightforward.
     
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    Watch Congress does it just to piss off the 77% who boycotted the vote. If you think about it, it's the perfect distraction for the political warfare that's going on.
     
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    tlongII Legendary Poster

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    I say let them in. Puerto Rican girls are hot.
     

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