Have you ever had a sarsaparilla? I have and it was excellent. Made it myself when I was thirteen. It used to be one of the main ingredients in root beer. May be harmful to your health. I've heard it can make you grow a massive penis.
I remember watching the schoolhouse rock thing when my Son was little...and the damned "Conjunction Junction" song got stuck in my head for 3 days. Here's another one;