Jay Demerit clotheslines Gary Neville as he celebrates Rio Ferdinand's 40 yard own goal at Old Tafford to gift the Glory Hornet Boys a 1-0 victory, whilst at JJB, Paul Jewell sends on Heskey in goal to stop a penalty from Thierry Henry, who proceeds to dust down the penalty spot shouting "It moved! It moooved!" Down at Villa Park, Chris Sutton taps out of a spinning toe hold from Steve Agnew, who raced onto the pitch in an attempt to show Martin O'Neill he was wrong to put him to pasture at Leicester. Bemused, Shevchenko turns to the ref to ask him where the justice in to which the ref replies "You not score many goal Shev, I banish you to play at Turf Moor for a month" and shows him a pre-contract already signed by Mourinho. As the ball rolls into the net off of Robbie Keane's shin at White Hart Lane, he runs to the corner flag and gets out an easel and paints the crowd to immortalise the memory forever. As Andy Johnson sprints around the whole Spurs team twice, dummies Robinson by shining the floodlight off his head and taps the ball towards goal, Jurgen Klinsmann parachutes in and cracks him with a elbow drop. Yobo cries, Phil Neville gurns, Tim Howard swears. I love the Premiership!
