Taking from Hagrid's original thread of the BEST at each position, how about a list of the WORST at each position. Ok, I know this will be a random topic and quite probably someone already has done it in the past, but since I don't see anything, I'm going to ask the following: I'm going to ask about the WORST intangibles, BY POSITION. (effectively removing any player-specific homerism from the fold) When in doubt about what a player's official position is, please reference what his team or the NBA has him listed as (that should also remove debate about who plays where and where they should be playing) Please insert which player in each position specific category you feel fits best(in other words, the player that best fits that each individual category, not one player that worst embodies all of them): <u>PG:</u> 1. Worst passing 2. Worst pull up 3. Worst ability to penetrate and score 4. Worst cross over <u>SG:</u> 1. Worst defense 2. Worst Long range shooter 3. Worst penetration scorer 4. Worst sportsman <u>SF:</u> 1. Worst Longe-Range Shooter 2. Worst Penetration Scorer 3. Worst Defense 4. Worst Showmanship 5. Worst Finger-roll <u>PF:</u> 1. Worst Positioning - Offense 2. Worst Positioning - Defense 3. Worst Boxing out 4. Worst Finisher 5. Worst Defense 6. Worst Running the Floor <u>C:</u> 1. Worst positioning - offense 2. Worst positioning - defense 3. Worst Blocker - Straight up 4. Worst Blocker - Weak side 5. Worst Post Move 6. Worst Running the Floor <u>Bonus: League's Worst</u> 1. Representative 2. Smile 3. Personality 4. Fundamentals 5. Bang for the Buck (Worst worth vs contract cost) 6. Corn-row Design 7. Tatoos 8. Signature Sneakers 9. Practical Joker 10. Team Announcer (Radio and/or TV) Have fun!
PG: 1. Worst passing- Reece Gaines 2. Worst pull up-Maurice Williams 3. Worst ability to penetrate and score- Bimbo Coles 4. Worst cross over- Reece Gaines SG: 1. Worst defense- Brandon Armstrong 2. Worst Long range shooter- Kendall Gill (as of late) 3. Worst penetration scorer- Richie Frahm 4. Worst sportsman- Tracy McGrady/Ricky Davis SF: 1. Worst Longe-Range Shooter Keith Bogans 2. Worst Penetration Scorer- Bruce Bowen 3. Worst Defense- Boris Diaw 4. Worst Showmanship --- 5. Worst Finger-roll Mike Dunleavy PF: 1. Worst Positioning - Offense Brian Scalabrine 2. Worst Positioning - Defense Tyson Chandler 3. Worst Boxing out- Tyson Chandler 4. Worst Finisher- Eddy Curry 5. Worst Defense- Robert Archibald 6. Worst Running the Floor- Brian Scalabrine C: 1. Worst positioning - offense- Obinna Ekezie 2. Worst positioning - defense- Steven Hunter 3. Worst Blocker - Straight up- Raef LaFrentz 4. Worst Blocker - Weak side- Andrew DeClercq 5. Worst Post Move- Andrew DeClercq 6. Worst Running the Floor- Shaq Bonus: League's Worst 1. Representative- Ricky Davis 2. Smile- Sean Rooks 3. Personality- Allen Iverson 4. Fundamentals- Rafer Alston 5. Bang for the Buck (Worst worth vs contract cost) Allan Houston/Mutumbo 6. Corn-row Design- Spree 7. Tatoos- J Will 8. Signature Sneakers- Tmac 3's 9. Practical Joker- Shaq 10. Team Announcer (Radio and/or TV)- Bill Walton
PG: Worst passing-Troy Hudson (never passes) Worst pull up-Omar Cook(never could shoot, but he still my man) Worst ablity to penetrate-Charlie Ward(since he never gets off the bench with the Spurs this is based on his knick days Worst cross over-Mark"Action"Jackson(gets slower ever year but he is still somewhat effective at getting in the lane) SG: Worst Defender-Allan Houston Worst Long Range shooter-Shandon Anderson(career 30% shooter from 3pt and aint getting any better,probably worst) Worst penetrating scorer-Allan Houston(does he ever go to the hole hmm?) Worst Sportsman- Bruce Bowen(he doesnt want to be your friend, he'll do anything to get under your skin.And I love that) SF: Worst long range shooter-Stacy Augmon(he might be the worst 3pt shooter in NBA history, He been in the league forever And I cant honestly remember him ever making a 3pter Worst Penetrator- Rick Fox(he is horrible when you force him to take the ball inside the three point land. Worst defender-Toni Kukoc( over the years he has been a consistently weak defender from back in his bulls days) Worst showmanship- Wesley Person(not flashy, and show no emotion when he makes a big three total opposite of chuck person) Worst finger roll- PF: Worst positioning-offense:Austin Croshere( doesnt know how to position himself in the low block has the tendenacy to stand around the perimeter to much) Worst positioning-Defense:Rodney Rodgers- doesnt know how to use is body or move his feet that why he gets in foul trouble alot. Worst finisher-Charles Oakley(game lacks any type of lift now, but he got released by the Rockets last week so not really for sure he counts) Worst Defender-Gary Trent( cant really guard anybody on the low block, picks up alot of fouls, & cant rebound on the defensive end like he did when he was with the blazers) Worst Running Floor-Googs(when is the last time you seen Tom Gugilotta out on a fastbreak? he was wearing a timberwolves jersey) C Worst Positioning-offense: Shawn Bradley( could never in his career establish him self in the post even as a Net) Worst Postioning-Defense-Big Z(has alot of size but doesnt know how to use it on defense) Worst Shot Blocker-weakside-Jason Collins( he gets no blocks off help defense) Worst shot Blocker-straight up-Oliver Miller Worst Post move-anything Dikembe Mutombo comes up with(him with the ball in the low block is pure comedy) Worst at running the floor- Dikembe dont do that either Bonus Worst Representative:I think everybody or player has there good & bad Faults but I dont think anybody is a total disgrace to the league so I would say Nobody Smile: Personality:AI has alot of that me,me personality(I dont really rock with that) Fundamentals:Kandiman Bang for Buck:Allan Houston(nice but not worth anything close to a 100 mill) Corn Rolls- every player who has had corn rolls with no length(Larry Hughes had it Kwame Brown etc) Tatoos- Larry Hughes( the And 1 player on his arm is kind of garbage, I understand they give you a check for endorsing their shoe but the tat is taking it to far) Signature shoe-everyone signed to DADA sneakers(chris webber, Latrell Sprewell) Practical Joker- TV annoucer-Sean Elliot(abc games)
NIce spin on this Shapecity. It's my b-day, so I'm not going to be around much today, but I'll find some time to get my list in.
