I'm partially taking this idea from the Knicks forum but putting a spin on it. They have the rhyme game where you rhyme words together. This one I'm gonna (try to) start off a freestyle and everyone just follows off of mine and does their own. We do this at work a lot on email to pass the time. Usually we start dissing each other and it turns into a freestyle battle. Let's just see where this takes us for now..... Just think: The story thread meets the Rhyme game. I'm gonna break this shit off now (try not to laugh at my amazing skills) "I'm stuck at work, 8am in the morning sitting at my desk and yo this shit is so boring I'd rather be high until I'm fcking soaring If I see my boss outside of work he's hittin the flooring It's not exactly Jay-Z but it's almost Ja rule Anyone else?
I'm on JBB, surfing like AD I spit my flows sounding like Jay-Z I'mma shut you down n' spin you around Then you'll realize that my flow is wild
I'm at home, just came back from a camping trip, fucking rain during barbeque makes me wanna flip, now I know I ain't got good rhymes, and that I haven't got the time, to stay around and spit with you, but at least these lyrics are better than a mime. Brrr, I suck...lol
imma hit you up with nothing easy to comprehend, but rather something godsend, reading a shitty book? bun it, the illest, watch me become it, my rhyme sucks, now i'm at a dead end
<font color="Navy">Kickin' it back, Surfing JBB on a hot summer day Reading some stupid VC trade ideas from people who understand Bball in no fuckin' way Deception bro, you know you ain't one of my favourite white boys Leave basketball to its people, and go play around with your fuckin' 3$ Barbie toys Don't imparress yourself comin back freestylin' against me cus' it's a total mismatch it's as if Shaq being challenged in the paint by the one and only Steve Nash So stop being a moron, throwing out gay-ass comments infront of me Get it off your chest and just admit that CourtVision is everything you wanna be Cause you know if they don't like me, bitches must not like men and Deception untill you stop being an ass, I'll give you as much shit as I can </font>
I'm chilling a home surfin all up JBB AC you think you can rap but you just a wanna be Your rap is nothing but a fake it makes no sense on any term You only wish your hair was as hot as the worm You can't defeat me, I'll only drive you crazy The chances of you out rapping me is like Charles Howell out golfing the big easy AC you can't rap worth sh*t I make rap's as fast as Shakespear made skit
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Air Canada:</div><div class="quote_post"><font color="Navy">Kickin' it back, Surfing JBB on a hot summer day Reading some stupid VC trade ideas from people who understand Bball in no fuckin' way Deception bro, you know you ain't one of my favourite white boys Leave basketball to its people, and go play around with your fuckin' 3$ Barbie toys Don't imparress yourself comin back freestylin' against me cus' it's a total mismatch it's as if Shaq being challenged in the paint by the one and only Steve Nash So stop being a moron, throwing out gay-ass comments infront of me Get it off your chest and just admit that CourtVision is everything you wanna be Cause you know if they don't like me, bitches must not like men and Deception untill you stop being an ass, I'll give you as much shit as I can </font></div> Don't mean to copy, but I'm pissed at Deception too. Look at his trade with the Warriors and see why... Deception, your name tells it all You are a lie, and can't walk, you crawl. Saying Bosh should start at three, you should go eat a bee, sting your mouth real bad, might shut it up instead, we here at the Raps lounge won't complain, we'll be celebrating and popping champgane, cuz the biggest lie of all is on the IR, and the cause of injury isn't SARs.
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Streetball2k3:</div><div class="quote_post">I'm chilling a home surfin all up JBB AC you think you can rap but you just a wanna be Your rap is nothing but a fake it makes no sense on any term You only wish your hair was as hot as the worm You can't defeat me, I'll only drive you crazy The chances of you out rapping me is like Charles Howell out golfing the big easy AC you can't rap worth sh*t I make rap's as fast as Shakespear made skit</div>Dissin my boy AC, yo I have to stand up And kick this boy standing here in the nuts with no cup Is you name streetball2k or streetball too gay?? You could've fooled me 'cause you have nothing to say Talkin all about getting hair as wack as the worm Dude, you are a worm, I'm gonna let you in on this higher learn....ing Your rap is wack, so full of lies and deception I'm using my words as a verbal weapon To eat out fake ass users and correct them And let them all know about the king of this section So when you try tossing out words that match Just know that I will eat them up like my first name was Snatch. <font size="1">****I have nothing against you Streetball2k, just want to make this battle interesting****</font>
Courtvision you think you a good guy standing up for a *** like that? I'll take this battle and bring in right onto your front mat. You talk about me in a way so untrue, You rap like you are too busy watching a gay pay per view Rapping is what I do, it's my life, and I use it, to diss you So just bring it playa, get out your pen and paper cuz i'm about to take you to schoo. So while you think you took the lead, once again i'm one step ahead because while I am focused you only look like a newborn being spoonfed. ** Nothing against you or AC either, just making it interesting aswell **
<font face="Century Gothic">I can?t believe I?m getting dissed by a gay rapper</font> <font face="Century Gothic"> You ain?t worth my voice so I spit a rhyme out my crapper</font> <font face="Century Gothic"> You ain?t half bad as a rapping cracker</font> <font face="Century Gothic"> But dude I?m the director , man..you just an actor</font> <font face="Century Gothic"> </font> <font face="Century Gothic"></font> <font face="Century Gothic"> I don?t live for rap but I will battle you anyways</font> <font face="Century Gothic"> ?Cause you as tough as a bag of Frito Lays</font> <font face="Century Gothic"> There ain?t nothing that I?ll never say</font> <font face="Century Gothic"> Stop coming at me with that gay shit, I?m stray-aight.</font> <font face="Century Gothic"> </font> <font face="Century Gothic"></font> <font face="Century Gothic"> You say that rapping is your life, well I guess I?m the virus</font> <font face="Century Gothic"> That will take your rap career and rename you Iris</font> <font face="Century Gothic"> Because you can?t hear me, but you can definitely see me</font> <font face="Century Gothic"> Beat up your gay ass rhymes like I was doin it for TV</font> <font face="Century Gothic"> So head home, cry to momma and go hump a tree.......</font> <font face="Times New Roman"><font face="Arial"><font size="3">?Cause you ain?t wack Streetball2Gay, you just sound wack rhyming after me</font></font></font>
