I got inspired reading about the West Ham takeover and it got me thinking about some of the trully ridiculous crap I've heard about some clubs over the years, so what's the most ridiculous/extreme story you've read in the press? It can be your team or not...
Back in the day, AC Milan offering £25m for Ryan Giggs. This was when Chris Sutton at £8-10m (I forget exactly) was the record transfer. £25m back then was just insane money. Still is, I suppose. Also remember one saying that Gadaffi wanted to buy a stake in Manchester United but settled for a lower league club.