Rockets Blazers Western Conference Trash Talk Thread

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  1. Rockets Dynasty

    Rockets Dynasty Rockets 2018 NBA Champions

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    Many of the 100,000 members of Clutchfans will be venturing over here in May because the conference finals will be Rockets vs. Blazers because of Curry's MCL sprain. This is a the ultimate conference finals trash talk thread. Please be creative and don't use 0.9 anymore. That is getting boring. Some random Blazers fan on Twitter yesterday told me the Rockets have only won 4 playoff series total in the last 20 years. That is something that is new and creative.
     
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    SportsAndWhine Dumbass For Hire

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    I'm looking forward to seeing all the Rocket players' sponsorships for Depends.

    "Will CP3 make the finals at 32? Depends!"
     
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    Rockets Dynasty Rockets 2018 NBA Champions

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    Actually CP3 turns 33 on May 6th.
     
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    SportsAndWhine Dumbass For Hire

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    So old... like a fossil from a different era. Him and Nene can swap stories about playing against Gary Payton.
     
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    Spud147 Mercy Mercy

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    0.9 never gets boring my friend. I have watched it over and over and over again and still get chills.

    I enjoy this one too:



    Another good one:

     
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Wish Dame had been able to play last night, then we’d have a new 0.8 bit of salt to rub in Rockets fans wounds.
     
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    SportsAndWhine Dumbass For Hire

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    That second one is my favorite.
     
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    SportsAndWhine Dumbass For Hire

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    I bet he hits that shot cold if he'd been active to play that one second.
     
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    If I’d been in Stotts’ shoes, I would have put Dame into the game for that last play if nothing more than a decoy.
     
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    i think he was listed as inactive - coaches decision, so he couldnt go in anyways. i could be wrong, though.
     
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    Seeing as this is not Clutchfans...

    .9
     
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    0.9!
     
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    Man get this shit off my forum
     
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    Lakers suck!

    ..oh...wait....
     
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    This ass clown is just like the laker fans that use to show up at Moda Center for a game with their jerseys and now the same people show up with Warrior jerseys. Low life bandwagon fans.
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Dude's predicting the Blazers to make the WCF. Why exactly would we have a problem with that?
     
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    The worst part of playing the Rockets is listening to Clyde Drexler..... POINT NINE!
     
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    You can't tell me what to do.
     
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    I am going to start a baby food drive for the Rockets cause they are a bunch of whiny ass infants.
     
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    That's not the part I have a problem with. He doesn't explain how D'Antoni is going to get past Popovich in the semis. :evilfire:
     
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