Rudy's fears of lyme disease, H1n1 and Miller...

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  1. Idog1976

    Idog1976 Well-Known Member

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    Sorry if this has already been posted. Rudy is freaking hilarious.

    http://blogderudyfernandez.blogspot.com/2009/10/opening-up-to-say-naah.html


    Lovin' it.
     
  2. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Well, it isn't actually Rudy, but it is funny.

    barfo
     
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    Rudy should get more ticks then all but one of the listed guys!
     
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    Nice to see Miller planting the seeds of discontent. :devilwink:
     
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    If I didn't know better, I would say Miller is trying to motivate Rudy.
     
  6. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Isn't the blog fake? :NOTMARIS:
     
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    Minstrel Top Of The Pops Global Moderator

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    Miller is a traitor and danger to us all.

    But he plays point guard really well, so I'll forgive it.
     
  8. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Miller is the worst point guard in the NBA.

    Sergio > Miller
     
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    Masbee -- Rookie of the Year

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    The blog writer doesn't seem to know that know that Rudy is the backup to Shooting Guard - NOT Small Forward.

    And, yes, Rudy was good enough last season that the team may try finding time for Rudy at SF and PG as well, just to get him more "ticks".

    So, to be more accurate, the fake blog post should have been:

    "Hey Rudy, look over there at BRoy, Blake, Martel, Nic, and look at me. With all these talented perimeter cats how in the heck are you gonna get many ticks?"
     
  10. Rodolfo

    Rodolfo Double Stamp>Triple Stamp

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    Let's all pitch in and buy Rudy a big tub of hand sanitizer.
     
  11. BrianFromWA

    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    I find it immensely racial that Miller pointed out only players of African-American descent. Why wouldn't Rudy get ticks from Blakey or Joel?
     
  12. SodaPopinski

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    Hopefully people realize this is a fake blog and not actually Rudy. Still funny, though.
     
  13. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    this
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Andre is gonna give Rudy the swine flu!
     
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    Perhaps. Was my post serious?
     

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