Props to ly_yng, who created "A tragicomedy in 1 act." (http://sportstwo.com/forums/Waitng-Krstic-t107693.html). I thought I would give something a like that a try, but with Sean Williams. <u>Act 1. Scene 1.</u> Enter Sean Williams out the Izod center with stuff from is locker room. The season is over and Williams has long summer ahead of him. Williams: What tough season it had been. I started out well. I helped the team win some games. Then all of a sudden they brought in Stromile Swift. I thought he was washed up, after all he is a bust. He out played me to playing time. He is physically stronger than me, and it is why he was favored by Coach Frank. Now I need work hard this summer. Yes! I will become the most ripped player in the league. Shaq will have nothing on even me. Enter Clifford Robinson. Robinson: Howdy there tiger. I've been watching you play this season. Williams: Uncle Clifford, what a surprise. Robinson: Come now, get in my car, I'll teach you how to stay in the league for a long time. Exit Robinson and William into a car. <u>Scene 2.</u> Robinson and Williams and are stilling together in a car. Robinson: Defense should be enough to keep you in the league. I used to be able to guard centers, power forwards, and small forwards. You should do the same. Williams: But small forwards are fast, centers are tall, and power forwards are strong. I may have some speed, but I don't have the height nor the strength. Robinson: You have to work very hard this offseason. You need to pump up your muscles. I can't teach you how to be tall, but with strength you will be able to box out. Williams: How do you box out? Robinson: I never boxed out. I waited at the three point line. Williams: So I should do the same? Robinson: Can you shoot threes? Williams: Not particularly well. Robinson: Then no. Williams: What should I do to build muscles? Robinson: Here we are, my house. Let's go inside and I'll tell you more. Exit Robinson and Williams into house. <u>Scene 3.</u> Enter Robinson and Williams into a dim-lighted living room. Robinson: Let's sit down in these bean-bag chairs. Williams: Uncle Clifford, you were about to tell me how I can become strong. Robinson extends Williams a blunt. Robinson: Let smoke a little before I get into everything you need to know. Williams: Oh, I see. I need to strong in this respect. Robinson: No, that is not what I mean. Williams: Yeh, you're trying to get me to cave in. Robinson: No I'm not. Here take it, I'll light it for you. Williams: No. I'll get in trouble and my career will be over. Robinson: Don't be ridiculous, you didn't make it to the playoffs. They tested me in playoffs, the last time I was caught. The other time I was caught, I was drunk and driving my car. And the one other time they caught me was when I smoked during a depressing season in Golden State. Nothing will happen to you in the off season. Williams: Are you serious? Robinson: Yeh. I know all about this stuff. Mary J stays your system for a long time, but if you take it right after the regular season, it won't be detected after training camp starts. Williams: But I got kicked out of college. I could have been a lottery pick if it were not for Mary J. Enter Lawrence Frank and Stromile Swift. Frank is wearing fake dreads, a Rasta hat, and tiedye Bob Marley shirt. Frank: OK. Let the party begin. Williams: Oh so this is an intervention! I get it now. Frank: Pass that around Clifford. Frank puffs. And passes it down to Swift. Swift puffs. And tries to pass to Williams. Williams: I can't believe this! Robinson: Why do you think Swift got more playing time than you? Did it ever occur to you why, for the last few seasons, Coach Frank has made so many bad substitutions and coaching decisions? Williams: No. I can't. I just can't. This has to be a trick. Williams runs out. Robinson: I don't understand the kid. This is good stuff. Robinson takes blunt from Swift and puffs. Curtains.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Main Event @ Apr 20 2008, 07:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>ha, congrats on making Cliff Robinson seem like some serial rapist.</div> hahaha, agreed
so thats his name. cliff robinson. i wanted to know what was his name for 2 years.i had hints (similar to collins) but i never figured it out. thanks. great post
it should be noted that "L"Frank will be wearing a fake dread Rasta hat and tiedye Bob Marley shirt as he and Stro enter the room.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AGGiE @ Apr 20 2008, 06:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Funny you post this. Today is 420. (National Weed Day)</div> everyday is weedday...for me
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Apr 21 2008, 02:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AGGiE @ Apr 20 2008, 06:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Funny you post this. Today is 420. (National Weed Day)</div> everyday is weedday...for me </div>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jerkstore @ Apr 21 2008, 01:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>it should be noted that "L"Frank will be wearing a fake dread Rasta hat and tiedye Bob Marley shirt as he and Stro enter the room.</div>
