Congrats to all that have made it thus far. You are now in the semifinals, and only two steps away from capturing the crown. Whoever has made it thus far can automatically be categorized as a JBB MC legend. But who will go on to capture the crown? Good luck to all, and may the best advance to the finals. MrJ vs Chutney The battles will last 3 days, but if nothing much is happening, I might shorten the time. First come first serve, who's going to land the first blow? Let the battles begin!
Good luck Chutney. Fallacious is your word if you doubt I?ll have any block bucking wild Audacious is what you are for stepping to me, you cock-sucking child I give you props for that, but you?re next stop is in the lose-bracket It?s either that or this fruit basket will be laying in a new casket I?ll spray the shells, and have you bake in hell?these rhymes will trouble you So you can blaze an L while you take an L?I?m the one getting a W Like the ?73 Sixers, this will be your worst loss ever Stepping to me, chump? Better rethink that endeavor And you?re so predictable, just like your chicks You?re gonna rebuttal with a crack against the Knicks But, if you talk about my Knicks, you?ll be gone forever like j0se from P.R. And this Knicker will be sipping bock while watching you in the E.R. Like Fort Minor, ?Remember the Name? or hear the gun spray?s warning Because the name Mike Johnson rings more bells than Sunday morning
Good luck to you, too. Still unscathed after 2 rounds, my skills won’t diminish, ‘Cuz I’m the guaranteed half of an All-Canuck finish, I keep posting my art, like this is the Official Request Thread, Askin’ for substance over style, so you’ve got trouble ahead, Trying to predict the unpredictable? You might damage your mind, Got more skill in my pinky than your last 2 opponents combined, Calling me clich?d when you still rap of guns and bitches, Guess you lost your inspiration, just in the game for the riches, Hit your ceiling 2 rounds ago, now with no gas in the tank You face a real challenge that’ll leave you drawing a blank, Forgot to include a beat, but I’ll say this in your defense, Not even Dre can make one that could hide that nonsense, You haven’t faced an MC that comes with such fierce hostility, Or one that actually has an ounce of lyrical ability, So, welcome to reality, I’ll leave you broken in tears, ‘Cuz my rhymes are all money: ‘bout 70 mill for 6 years.
You can’t stop my rhymes, because I flow so ridiculously I got every nook and cranny taken care of so meticulously You’re unemployed: you can’t even work in a flow or work at a deli? And now you trying to touch the kid Mike like your name’s R. Kelly? But I’m untouchable with these verses so you can say that I rhyme sickly You’re going up against a seasoned vet who’ll end your time quickly Got you impressed with the best, so you’ll be speechless like laryngitis I spit sicker than bronchitis and have tighter joints than arthritis So Chutney, take the lotion out your left and the mouse out your right While I get the promotion as the best and take the house at this site Your fate is already determined I don’t need to ask Ms. Cleo Me being better than you is too obvious like an ashy negro Right now you’re getting torn up like the leaf before I light a blunt And like Lil’ Kim’s coochie, man your rhymes aren’t tight enough Yup, I still rhyme about guns and bitches, so what, Chuntey You’re unemployed after getting fired from a truck company I’m always on point with the rhymes like a double-bladed sword And if you talk silly, I’ll have to break your neck like T.J. Ford Your rhymes are 70 mil for 6 years and you think it’s a wrap? Stupid, my rhymes are worth more doe than the Knicks salary cap! Who needs to throw on a beat when I’m kicking off the head? “That nonsense” I’m talking about is about to leave you dead So take notes and witness step by step how I make a hit Cuz JBB doesn’t need to clean my butt to feel my sh!t
Sorry about posting at such awkward times. This weekend has been surprisingly hectic. We’ve already traded barbs, and mine won all rave reviews, While your pathetic post left your fans predicting you to lose, How the mighty have fallen: you’ve stumbled through this round, And every rap I produce has you steadily losing more ground, Boy, I quit my job a long time ago, when I got a better position, Now I’m a full-time battler, beating you fools into submission, You’re the same as all my customers, in this new placement, Gassed up preteens who still live in their parents’ basement, But, my new job is tough, these kids got a foolproof excuse, When I come in for the kill their parents scream “Child Abuse!” Mentioning porn when you’re hardly an untainted example, First, stop logging on to pay sites just to watch the free sample, Talkin’ bout Ms. Cleo, your rhymes are as worthless as her predictions, Your raps are simply empty promises that are filled with contradictions, Showing skills more overblown than bringing liquids on a plane, “Cuz you hold an undeserved rep that’s impossible to maintain, You’ve already become a joke: the only cure for writer’s block, Making my battle easy, but it’s a shame no one notified Locke, Your “sickness” on the mic is preventable and easy to subdue, While mine’s taking the world by storm, like that new bird flu, You made a mess with the lyrical equivalent of industrial waste, Those rhymes looked like sh*t at first sight and left a nasty aftertaste, I demand a high standard and your skills don’t make the grade, Fool, I earned my max money, while your sh*t’s overpaid.
Going up against Mike is like being faced with terminal cancer Like Billy King Chuntey, you?ll be looking for another answer Fall from the top? I?m still king as long as this verse is here And the only way I?m falling is if the ground disappears You can find me under ?The Master? in the international directory Of course I?m unbeatable, so you winning is an irrational trajectory My rhymes look like sh!t and left a nasty after taste? Take that thought to the gutter Because you just admitted like R. Kelly, you were tasting my doo doo butter You?re still trying to be clever, but you still don?t got wit Correction: like birds with a flu, I?m always dropping hot sh!t Talking about how you earn your pay when you?re faltering now in the clutch And your new job is tough? Well it has to since your rhymes get scrapped so much You still say that you?re better than me, but Chutney P.S.: It took you 60 minutes to write that verse and I just CBS And right now I?m done with guns and girls, my win write now is brewing Besides, you?re committing suicide coming here, and your girl looks like Patrick Ewing
I match your verses line for line, but always adding a little more, With punches too explosive to ignore, like none you’ve seen before, Bringing the complexity and depth expected of a premiere MC, The best you can hope for, is to be the next coming of Chutney, I take my time with my rhymes and don’t post the first thing in my head, ‘Cuz fans have a certain expectation: I’m the only attraction in this thread, Your cancerous presence has voters reachin’ for medication, But, my rhymes are the miracle cure, similar to radiation, F**k Webster’s, I used a thesaurus and got different information, Read words like: pre-mature, clich?d, overrated, and desperation, Your flow’s inconsistent and I shatter your defense like glass, Don’t know if I should continue the offensive or just pity your ass, Done with b***h jokes? You busted out the worst one I’ve heard, Ending your post with a contradiction makes you look so absurd, Had to beg for more verses, but now you probably wish you didn’t, That’s a deal with the devil, because I’ll further the embarrassment.
You’re stressing because you clearly can’t nearly match my presence I’m just merely blessing JBB dearly with my powerful essence You just barely won your battles and you talking about shattering defense like glass Perhaps you should pity yourself because like Ludacris I blow your rhymes out my ass While yours is getting hit with these on-point rhymes like I’m cupid And since you still can’t understand, I’ll spell this out for you, stupid: Real recognizes real, so you have illegitimate predictions I’m the man, so of course I can make any contradictions Please don’t try to give everyone here an inaccurate depiction Cuz JBB takes their medication because of their MrJ addiction Helplessly breathless with my niceness, got your lungs feeling restriction U can’t be a premiere emcee, I’m too real for you, so I will never kneel to you Too many of the wack punches made everyone numb—that’s why they can’t feel you Needless to say, I come with ferocity and my rhymes flow with viscosity Enough of this. You can’t outshine my rhymes when they intertwine You try, your friends and family will be reading the first word of every line
Surprised you know to spell, coming from an American high school, But that cute acrostic disguised the fact that you?re losing this duel, <u>N</u>one of that wordplay can save you, ?cuz you?ve fallen too far behind, And <u>I</u>t proves that you?ve yet to reach the level of this lyrical mind, Anyone <u>C</u>an make those Grade 2 poems, only I can pimp them out, Making it mor<u>E</u> complex and clearing the voter?s minds of any doubt, You had first verse, but I?ve had you trailing me the whole time, Widening the gap with <u>T</u>he formation of every superior rhyme, And you struggle to fit the fi<u>R</u>st letter into your simplistic scheme, Proving me right in thinking that <u>Y</u>ou?re running out of steam, Made a mess of your rep, so use your next verse to say farewell, This thread is a plane, you?re a snake, and call <u>M</u>e Samuel L. Truth is, this battle?s a lost cause and I?m already w<u>r</u>iting to Junoon, JBB?s just sitting tight, waiting for me to unleash those <u>J</u>okes soon, So, the choice is yours: you can give up or write another verse, Quit and run with some dignity or make the humiliation worse.
I got Chutney, he was definitely the more consistent battler because he came threw with a good verse every time. I thought MrJ did good as well, the thing is he had lines that would just ruin it for me such as; <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">and your girl looks like Patrick Ewing</div> <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post"> you cock-sucking child</div> <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">And you’re so predictable, just like your chicks </div> Both of them were nice though.
I'm also going for Chutney. Some of MrJ's lines didn't really dis Chutney, while Chutney was consistent and constantly attacked. Both of you did well but I'm givin this one to Chutney.
Good battle. I had so much stuff on my mind I really couldn't sit down and come up with the same quality of stuff in the first round. Anyway, good battle nonetheless, especially for my first time battle rapping.
I gotta go with Chutney. I think MrJ's vocab was superior to Chutney's but in every other major aspect of battle, Chutney prevailed IMO. Furthermore, when looking at the battle in terms of each battler's negative aspects, I felt like less of Chutney's lines and portions could be categorized in the "could have been written much better" category. Both of you guys had nice lines in each verse and I let you guys know which ones I thought were hot in the Discussion thread, but in the end there can only be one winner. Great battle both of you guys...and nice creativity on MrJ's part with the RIP thing (and nice rebuttal by Chutney with the 'Nice try' text).
Definitely was a good battle. Gotta give credit to MrJ for providing stiff competition and throwing a surprise there at the end. I only wish I hadn't been so preoccupied, and we might've got another verse or so in.
Both were good. MrJ is a great keyboard lyricist, and if I ever needed help writing verses for a rap album, I'd probably go to him. But this is a battle, and Chutney did a better job of dumbfounding and mystifying his opponent. MrJ did drop my jaw with the RIP thing, but Chutney went over the top and took him down with his nice try rebuttal. Overall, it was a nice battle. My vote's for Chutney (not Chuntey).
Im going with Mr J. Im amazed that you guys are voting for chutney because i think J murdered chutney.
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting GotSkillz92:</div><div class="quote_post">Im going with Mr J. Im amazed that you guys are voting for chutney because i think J murdered chutney.</div> You have to give a good reason or your vote won't count.
I also gotta go with Chutney. Not to take anything away from MrJ because he did GREAT..but Chutney was just plain nasty with his punchlines and rebuttals..while some of MrJ's were kinda lacking.
<font color=""Red"">Voting is over. Props to MrJ for making it this far, but Chutney wins, 5-0.</font>
