Notice Setting up a fundraiser for Taylor

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  1. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Hey guys,

    After seeing first-hand the awful conditions plaguing our newest forum member, Taylor, I think it's time we pass the hat around and help the guy out.

    I'll be setting up a PayPal fund shortly; PM me if you have any questions. Post if you have any suggestions on ways to help!

    Thanks guys! You are the kindest forum I'm on, and I KNOW we can turn his life around!

    DONUTS WERE JUST THE BEGINNING!

    WE PRAY FOR TAYLOR!
     
    BlazerCaravan, Sep 30, 2015
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  2. UncleCliffy'sDaddy

    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    I'll donate a quarter so we can call all those who truly care about Taylor.
     
    UncleCliffy'sDaddy, Sep 30, 2015
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  3. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Bless your generosity! A phone call drive is a great idea! With enough money, we should be able to call ALL of Portland! We'll find that person who cares for Taylor!
     
    BlazerCaravan, Sep 30, 2015
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    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    I already gave him all of my herpes.
     
    3RA1N1AC, Sep 30, 2015
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  5. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    I've been so worried about the crushing loneliness he's been experiencing, but now he'll never truly be alone! You are so generous!
     
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    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    #justicefortaytay
     
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    Haha finally! Something funny and original. Well done
     
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    There once was a dude bro named taylor

    Who had quite the penchant for sailers

    They rode him quite rough

    Until he had enough

    And went back to his single wide trailer
     
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    3RA1N1AC, Sep 30, 2015
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  10. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Taylor, dude. I've been backing you, but these antics in your posts are concerning me. Best to keep a low profile while we're working on getting you well.
     
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  11. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Can't we at least get the guy a gift card for Men's Warehouse?
     
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    So.... what exactly is the money going towards?

    An education? To cover his bills when he's out of a job?

    I just can't shake this image of Danforth out of my head:

     
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  13. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Men's Warehouse and a 6 month subscription to E harmony.
     
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    Lessons on how to use Tinder? Dude clearly needs to get laid....
     
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    FarmersOnly?
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I think hiring a professional is the best course of action.

    sent from a phone you've probably never heard of
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    He just needs a friend. Let's rent him a friend.
     
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    Sexual reassignment surgery can be expensive, changing Taylor to Tom Danforth is going to cost a lot of money.
     
    SlyPokerDog, Sep 30, 2015
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    Charcoal Filtered Writing Team

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    Keeping with the teach a man to fish school of thought, money is not going to help. He needs listeners and followers. He can try these lamb insult contests and it may work. Jim Rome has no problems paying the bills. However, I would point to the success Isaac and Suke have locally and tell him to take notice.
     
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  20. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Why not buy him a session with that professional hugger girl?

    http://cuddleuptome.com/
     
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