<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">The film opens with Shaquille O'Neal chained in a dirty bathroom, whacking his head on a metal pipe (pause for laughs), calling out, "Help! Help!" Hearing a voice, Shaq wonders, "Kobe?" (Pause for laughs.) No -- Dr. Phil, also in chains. Nerve gas seeps into the room, and their escape hinges on O'Neal's ability to throw a rock (free throw distance) into a hoop. He misses twice. "Shut out the 'no' voice," Dr. Phil says. (Pause for laughs.) Shaq finally makes the shot. Minutes later, my popcorn runs out, Charlie Sheen overdoses on Viagra and my eyelids become leaden ... slowly, Scary Movie 4 fades ... thoughts of Shaquille O'Neal, thespian ... and ... ... O'Neal, seated next to a desk onstage, smiling at bearded, index card-wielding host James Lipton. Lipton: It's been said the most difficult role is oneself. What did Shaquille O'Neal learn about Shaquille O'Neal while playing Shaquille O'Neal in Scary Movie 4? Shaq: That I can make free throws when they count. Take that, Phil Jackson. Once awake, it strikes me that O'Neal still gets roles -- seen any good Icy Hot ads lately? But Shaq's best -- er, most notable -- work has been on the big screen. Inspired by Scary Movie 4, I decide to delve into O'Neal's body of work with the First Annual Shaq Film Fest, starting, of course, with the defining moment of Shaq-ting: Kazaam. </div> link: http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=AmWh...v=tsn&type=lgns the article goes on to talk about all of shaq's films and criticizing him for each one. lol. its a great read.
