We're not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it, Mags boyfriend is gay! or "Raymond, we don't dislike you either. See? We can lie too"
"Raymond, I love that Voo-doo that YOU do so well...hm...did someone say voodoo donuts?" and have a picture of Homer Simpson wearing a Felton Blazers uniform
You have to admit, mine is doubly good. It not only pokes fun at a fattie, but it promotes a local business!
"FUCK FELTON SMALL COCK BITCH!" I'm actually not a Felton hater....but that would be funny just to see what happens.