http://www.ydr.com/crime/ci_24188414/police-looking-man-who-attempted-lure-child-spring If you're a man and lose your pet, kids, or grandkids, make sure not to ask any kids if they've seen anything or the police will put an alert out for you.
If you're a man, don't talk to kids at all. These days you're automatically a pervert if you talk to children.