Steroids - Not just for athletes?

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  1. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    January NY times article

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    It's pretty obvious.
     
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    JFizzleRaider Yeast Lords Global Moderator

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    I don't care if they take steroids... they can do whatever they want, they aren't gaining an unfair advantage over other people playing a sport
     
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    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    This is such an old story. Everybody knows they did roids.
     
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    The only two who I could imagine being naturally gained is Nelly and 50 cent. Nelly used to be a hell of an athlete in football and baseball.

    50, I believe, used to be a boxer and he's always been big from what I remember.

    Dr. Dre? Obvious.
    Timbaland? Dude, your kidding yourself if you think otherwise.
     
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    AgentDrazenPetrovic Anyone But the Lakers

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    if they didn't make your penis shrink i'd consider it...need to get jacked and tanned bro!
     
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    AgentDrazenPetrovic Anyone But the Lakers

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    what about carrot top? I saw that dude in vegas, he's a fucking freak.

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    I once heard that douche bag that thinks he is really funny was taking some... what's his name? Tyler Perry or something? The guy who comes out with dumb comedies that aren't funny at all.
     
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    BalancedMan That's out of context....

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    Yeah, he's the guy on TBS always saying "Very Funny", when you know that it isn't. I guess he was cited in the investigation also, but that was like from over a year ago.
     
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    BalancedMan That's out of context....

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    I'm not an expert, but I'm pretty sure your dick stays the same size. It's your balls that shrink. It's because the steroids give your body a bunch more of the chemicals (testosterone) that it produces naturally. When the body gets used to having an externally introduced source, the body stops producing the chemical itself. So when you go off steroids, your body produces less testosterone than it did before you went on the drugs, and thus your testicles shrink.

    It's the same reason that I'm hesitant to take the Melatonin pills for sleeping very often, even though they work great. I'm concerned my body will get used to having the external source of melatonin and stop producing it naturally, making it even harder to fall asleep sometimes. I don't know if the same principle applies to the drug, but given what I know about steroids and it's impact on the testicles, it's something I don't want to mess with.
     
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    I never knew Timbaland was fat. Wow, I was always under the impression that he was built.

    Now Carrot Top is scary. Dude used to be a stick.
     
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    I watched a documentary on steroids called 'Bigger, stronger, faster" and the side effects are very real: severe acne, bitch tits, shrinking of the balls, lowers sperm count. But all these return to normal when you get off the drug.
    They've been using steroids in medicine since the 1930's. No long-term studies have been conducted because that would be unethical, according to the Harvard doctor in the documentary. The doctor also said they can be safely taken. I would never take steroids but the movie definitely made me look at them in a different light.
     
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    That's a joke. I'm pretty sure Charlie Sheen, Christian Bale and Edward Norton didn't take steroids.

    Norton wasn't even that big in American History X.
     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    Who's to blame for shirtlessness in rap? LL Cool J? Figures the guy that helped rap jump the shark was in Deep Blue Sea.
     
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    Dude, you're insane. Nelly is BY FAR the most obvious steroid user. In a span of a year he went from normal to beast. Super beast.
     
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    I had no idea steroids made your raps better. Someone better inject Soulja Boy fast.
     
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    You sound like a five year old.
     
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    You can hear letters typed on a screen?!?! Oh my god!
     

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