<span style="font-family:Arial">Ok, so Im gonna get right to the point. I just went through possibly the longest breakup in the history of the world, and think it would be something to get peoples opinion on. It could possibly take me an hour to type on here. So, if theres people out there who are interested in this kinda stuff and would care to read personal stuff about someone they've never met, like love stories, etc. I would be willing no not only type that, but share some historic stories and encounters with famous people, and possibly turn this into a person blog.If theres any interest, let me know.</span>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Illosophee @ Dec 1 2006, 08:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><span style="font-family:Lucida Console">Very little interest.</span></div>Nothin' wrong with honesty...
<span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">If we get a few more people I might do it. Im not trying to get everyone on my dick or anything by the way...just though it might be something for people to read.</span></span>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (koopa @ Dec 1 2006, 12:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>just because your a breaking benjamin fan I'll read what you got to say lol</div><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">Ah dude, 'fan' doesn't even describe me.</span></span>
10 people... write it!But to let you know, yours is probably the 2nd longest breakup at best. Remember Seinfeld?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Justice @ Dec 1 2006, 02:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I would read the stories and then have everyone PM them to Illosophee</div><span style="font-family:Lucida Console">I don't know how you're the "funniest member" on BBW. You're not funny at all. Nothing you have ever posted has ever made me laugh. Your entire existence is futile. All you do is post on BBW and expect people to quote you and put this down: :HAHAHA:I know what your game is now, Justice. It's nothing spectacular. I know what your next post will be about, too. You'll attempt to be funny again and fail tremendously. Keep it up, Justice. You're just proving to me that you have no life and your only source of "out-going" motive is posting on BBW and attempting to make fun of people with weak jokes at all times.Anyway, by "very little interest", I meant that I do have interest in reading your story, but not to the point where I'd bug out if you didn't post it.</span>
<span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">How about I change my story's to drunk stories/stupid sh*t me and my friends have done?</span></span><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">Here's a quick story...Me and a friend of mine live about half an hour away from Bucknell University. Im sure most of you are familiar. Well last year, we snuck into a game when they played Villanova. Well the game ended or whatever, and me and my friend decided to walk into the tunnel (the gym really isn't that big). Well we walk down one hallway, and into the green room where there were some of the players from Bucknell's parents and a few assistant coaches, and people like that. Well we grab some food and a drink or whatever, and exit the room into another hallway. Well were standing there and out walk Jay Wright. He says hey to us, and not long after, Allan Ray walks right by us and into the trainers room. Then Randy Foye walks up to us listening to an iPod and he drops it. Some dousche bag that was standing near us runs up and picks it up for him. So we stand there for a few minutes kinda making small talk and he says see ya and walks away. By then, Jay Wright is in the training room with Ray and says, "Lets hurry up and get the hell out of here..." and he walks by us, my friend get shis autograph and he walks away. So we decide to start making our way out of the Pavilion and see Bucknell's center Chris McNaughton. My dumbass friend goes, "Dude, watch this." He walks up to McNaughton and stands back to back with him (McNaughton is 6'11") and then he says You dont look 6'11" and McNaughton goes, "Dude, I've got like a foot on you" in his German accent. So we kinda just laugh at him and say nice game and walk away. So in that night, we watched a top 25 team play for free, got some pretty good food for free, and met some players and got some autographs.</span></span>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Illosophee @ Dec 2 2006, 12:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><span style="font-family:Lucida Console">I don't know how you're the "funniest member" on BBW. You're not funny at all. Nothing you have ever posted has ever made me laugh. Your entire existence is futile. All you do is post on BBW and expect people to quote you and put this down: :HAHAHA:I know what your game is now, Justice. It's nothing spectacular. I know what your next post will be about, too. You'll attempt to be funny again and fail tremendously. Keep it up, Justice. You're just proving to me that you have no life and your only source of "out-going" motive is posting on BBW and attempting to make fun of people with weak jokes at all times.Anyway, by "very little interest", I meant that I do have interest in reading your story, but not to the point where I'd bug out if you didn't post it.</span></div>He's the funniest member on BBW for this(which I still crack up when I read it lol)<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Nah, I never been rejected.One time though, this bi*ch-ass Motherf*cker came up to this really extremely hot superfly honey that I've had sex with like twenty times, because I'm a player. But anyway, yeah, one time after hitting that sh*t in between classes, this bi*ch Motherf*cker comes up to my sweet sensuous honeybear and is like, "YO YOU WANNA GO OUT WITH ME?" I forgot my gat so I went outside to my Civic, which has a $6,684 stereo. I paid for it with my own money which I got by selling crack and PCP. But yeah, back to the story. Anyway so I needed my gat but I forgot my keys. So then I f*cking punched the windshield with my fist and broke it. The windshield, that is. So yeah, my hand was all bleeding and sh*t but of course I just blew on it and it was okay because I'm a BAMF. Anyway yeah back to the story. I couldn't see in my car because the windshield is tinted and sh*t so it's dark as a Motherf*cker in there. I squinted really hard but I couldn't see sh*t, man. So I turned on the blacklights inside my car and got my Motherf*cking gat. The only problem was, by turning on my blacklight I also turned on my stereo which has sweet subs in it. Like seriously, one time this guy lost his hearing because it was so loud. So the parking attendent started bein a bi*ch and cryin at me like he had sand in his vagina. Well of course I don't let sh*t like that fly at my school, so I popped him in the grill. Yeah, that Motherf*cking 73 year old didn't see that sh*t coming, that faggot. So finally I went inside and this guy is still up trying to talk to my honey. I was like YO bi*ch BACK THE F*ck OFF I'LL f*cking KILL YOU and he's like no don't hurt me I'm a pussy and I was like damn right and then me and my honey had sex right there in the lunchroom because I'm a badass. This kid asked to join in and I was like F*ck you, moron and I shot him in his f*cking foot and he was like WAAAAHHH and had to go to the hospitalHas anyone else been as cool as me? I mean probably not, but have you come close ever?</div>Cool story though KWebb. You should post more stories like that. I'd probably read them.
