Talkin' Ball takes a huge hit

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  1. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Abby is leaving for Boston.

    Does this mean more Jaynes?

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  2. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    We lose all the talent to larger markets.
     
  3. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Which explains why we've been stuck with Dwight Jayne fucking forever.

    BNM
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    BANG! KA-POW!
     
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    HailBlazers RipCity

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    Talking Ball is taking two huge hits you mean :)
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    If they can't find a woman who played basketball, talks fast, and is cute, why don't they just invest in a wig for Jaynes and call him Jayne?
     
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    I think people will get over it and still watch the show. The change I would like to see is the name Talkin Ball to Talkin Blazers or even Talkin Basketball due to the fact they talk football when they already have Talkin Ducks and Talkin Beavers. Thats the big beef I have with the show.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    HCP has bigger boobs than her, I wonder why he hasn't gotten a better job offer?
     
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    He gives bad head. All teeth.
     
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    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    [video=youtube;0hm7pp_JFOs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=0hm7pp_JFOs#t=7s[/video]
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I think she's the one I kept asking about in those ads for talking ball
     
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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    We're now simply left with talking balls.
     
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    Her only talent was her body. She's a ditz and a stiff.
     
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    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    You filthy boy.
     
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    This. So true.
     
  19. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Do you know this first-hand, second-hand, or both hands?
     
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    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    Great. Now how am I supposed to jack it 13 times during talkin' ball?
     

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