Taylor Swift, Danica Patrick or Kim Kardashian?

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  1. BigGameDamian

    BigGameDamian Well-Known Member

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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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  3. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Probably Danica. She doesn't look like a complete moron. Of course, I could always bang Taylor Swift and get an album about me.
     
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    Danica if it is bring her home to your mom. Kim if it is a fun time and you can guarantee I am not going to catch anything.
     
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    is this an FMK?
     
  6. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Herpes, gonorrhea or syphillis?
     
  7. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    You know Kanye gave something to her. Guaranteed.
     
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    Yeah what's the criteria here?

    If it's marry:
    1. Danica
    2. Kim
    3. Swift

    Fuck:
    1. Kim
    2. Danica
    3. Swift

    Kill:
    1. Swift
    2. Kim
    3. Danica
     
  9. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Did you watch Kim's porn? She's annoying as fuck.
     
  10. HailBlazers

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    Did you watch the grammy's? Swift and her crappy music is annoying as fuck
     
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    I'd go with kim k.

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  13. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Where's Bobo with the pictures?
     
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    Also no ass or titties. Kim also has best face and shes real nice in person

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    I have had the opportunity to meet Kim K and Danica about 1.5 ago at the same event. I will say both were very nice, but it seemed to me and my family that Kim was genuinely a nice person and Danica was being nice....If that makes any sense.

    So while none of them would ever consider sex with me, I will go Kim because she is not only the nicest, IMO, she is the most beautiful
     
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    We're not saying you'll be singing a duet with her, you'll have to listen to her in bed. Better get some decent ear plugs.
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Danica has a checkered flag tramp stamp. Your argument is invalid.
     
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    Kim for me.
     
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    you could be the white kris humphries
     
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    Kim if I am drinking and doing drugs
    Danica if I want it rough
    Swift if I want to be dominate
     

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