Teen with no vagina becomes pregnant

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  1. bluefrog

    bluefrog Go Blazers, GO!

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    What kind of town has guys fighting over a girl with no vagina?
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    btw, how does that explain how she got pregnant?
     
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    bluefrog Go Blazers, GO!

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    Here is the link

    And the answer:
     
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    Sounds like she got some chaz in her bono.
     
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    so either in the process of cleaning her stomach out they had a mixture of stomach contents go into the 2nd hole OR she didn't want to swallow it so after she got stabbed she horked it out onto the hole hoping it would stop the bleeding.

    Sounds like a bad porn.
     
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    That is a truly excellent question, original and well-posed. I only wish I had asked it.

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    ...they should have given her an axe wound instead of the knife :devilwink:
     
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    Easy answer. She gives the best head.
     
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    ...it definitely takes dry humping to whole new level!
     
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    This story has the HCP speechless......errr typeless! How does this chic not have a vageen? I went to HS with a guy who had 1 ball, but this is crazy!
     
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    I thought that was Denzel?
     
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    ^No, Denzel said......... Why they put the Green olives in a jar..... but they put the BLACK olives in a can!!!???]
     
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    There is a LOT of room for blasphemy in this thread.

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    I didn't want to start, but that thought did cross my mind. Derail fail.
     
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    What kind of person guts a 14yo girl with a knife?
     
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