Rumor The $30 Christmas gift thread

I have way too many cousins.

What are some good 30 dolla gifts?

I am thinking of getting everyone these things called rooballs. They are a bottle opener made out of kangaroo balls. Maybe only one cousin, who knows.
Maybe candles for those that are wifed up

 

Last years thread

http://www.sportstwo.com/threads/cheap-christmas-gifts.351561/

I think I sent PF chang gift cards lol

 

qtr ounce of sticky indica or half a dozen pre rolled joints

 

You could start giving them your action figure collection Xmas by Xmas....that would solve shopping for a few decades..or get them Blazer swag

 

You can find some really good books or small musical instruments in that range....tambourine or harmonica...hand drum...cookbook for nerds...etc...I bought some of those zoom lenses for Iphones few years ago as gifts...went over well...cool little attachment...tripod for phone, etc

 

May give these out. They are useful as fuck since so small. 16 bucks a pop

 

I really want to add a "W" to that thing so it can be called the "Wanker"

 

bespokepost.com. Just got an email today for the return of their Stocking Stuffers for $30. Think you may have to register first though.

You're welcome.

 

This is peak gifting, right here...

 

How about a Darius Miles bobblehead?

 

Powell's Book Store on West Burnside is a great place to buy books.

 

Boo, hiss, hiss.

 

Costco had a smaller version of this:
https://www.costco.com/popcornopolis-12-large-cone-holiday-cheer-bag .product.100693081.html

Basically a bag wrapped with a bunch of different types of Popcorns.

$20.

Gonna drive around to LA to my cousins, etc and deliver some weekend. Basically throw it at them, take a selfie from 30 feet away and drive away.

 

I just buy everyone really expensive xmas cards with popouts and color ins with sweet holiday messages. $22.99? close enough to $30 for me.
(pockets change)...

 

I got a shit ton of cousins too. Would never think about buying each of them a gift.

Yowzers

 

COME ON GUISE HE NEEDS BETTER IDEAS... NOTHING PRESENTED IN HERE THUS FAR IS EDGY ENOUGH FOR OUR RESIDENT EDGE-LORD. MAYBE BUY THEM ALL DILDOS SO YOU CAN FINALLY TELL THEM AFTER ALL THESE YEARS THAT THEY CAN (AND PERHAPS SHOULD, IN SOME CASES) GO FUCK THEMSELVES?

 

Just the local ones. Prob won't see them other than dropping this stuff off.

 

Ninja swords are good for anyone.