Politics The 3rd Presidential Debate - Turd Sandwich vs Giant Douche!

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  1. SlyPokerDog

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    I think giant douche is a douche bag but there's no way im voting in turd sandwich. We'd be better off with a sly dog that plays poker.
     
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    I'm SlyPokerDog and I approve this message.
     
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    This is going to be interesting. How does Donald's deal with Satan work when he is running against Satan? A fiddle playoff like Devil Went Down to Georgia?
     
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    Trump would take the fiddle of gold, melt it down and then refuse to play while claiming the contest was rigged.
     
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    Also the bet was, "a fiddle of gold against your soul...". It's cute that you think Trump has one.
     
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    Not sure if I will watch Jerry Springer tonight or not.
     
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    He had to have one to make the deal. Probably auctioned it off again in chapter 7
     
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    Are there still people deluded enough to think Trump has any real chance to win the presidency?
     
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    If he doesn't win it means there has been massive fraud at the polls and white people will finally have a reason to riot.
     
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    Unfortunately the fraud has been proven. Voter registration fraud was well documented in these recently released videos and other's online. Whether or not it's enough to affect the election is to be determined; but it does give you indication into what type of people the Democratic party are at their core.
     
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    If I were Donald Trump, I would completely baffle everybody tonight by being as polite as possible, responding to Hilary's prepared jabs with calm requests to join me in forgoing the mudslinging and focusing on the issues. It would throw her completely off balance.

    Then (assuming she went along with it), with 5 minutes to go I would completely about face and point out how easy it was to control her, and ask the American people if they really wanted to be "led" by someone who was so ridiculously malleable. It wouldn't change the result of the election, but it would certainly be interesting.
     
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    So wait.... who is the Turd Sandwich and who is the Giant Douche?
     
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    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    Surely he has people in his campaign that are more intelligent and creative than I am.

    Right?

    RIGHT?!!
     
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    Even if he does, is he smart enough to pay attention to them?

    (This is a sarcastic question, I am certain he is not).
     
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    All evidence says no.

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    Here are some of the prop bets set by online gambling site Bovada via offshore sports book Oddsshark.com:

    Will Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton shake hands before the debate begins?

    Yes -120

    No -120


    Who will be the first to interrupt the other?

    Donald Trump -300

    Hillary Clinton +200


    How many times will Trump say “Make America Great Again?”

    Over 2 -105

    Under 2 -135


    How many times will “Wikileaks” be said?

    Over 3.5 -135

    Under 3.5 -105

    How many times will Trump say “rig” or “rigged”?

    Over 4.5 EVEN

    Under 4.5 -140

    What color will Donald Trump’s tie be?

    Red -200

    Blue +300

    Yellow/Gold +400

    Other color +600

    Black +2000

    What color will Hillary Clinton’s jacket be?

    Blue -150

    Other color +400

    White +500

    Black +500

    Yellow/Gold +700

    Red +3000


    Which network will have the most recorded viewers?

    NBC -200

    ABC +175

    CBS +500

    FOX +900

    Will the third Presidential debate garner more viewers than the second?

    Yes (over 63.6 million) +150

    No (under 63.6 million) -200


    Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2016/10/19/h...esidential-debate-in-las-vegas/#ixzz4NZZYSGoh
     
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    Voter fraud is not an issue in the U.S. and only those who are having the wool pulled over their eyes think so.

    "Out of the 197 million votes cast for federal candidates between 2002 and 2005, only 40 voters were indicted for voter fraud, according to a Department of Justice study outlined during a 2006 Congressional hearing." ABC News. That trend holds true to the present day according to all real voter fraud analyses.
     
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