the 49ers and the QB of doom

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  1. 3RA1N1AC

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    this girl has seen the edge of the abyss, and its name is alex smith​


    the 49ers have started quite a few qbs over the past few years. Sean Hill....Alex Smith...Troy Smith....JT OSullivan...Chris Weinke...Trent Dilfer...Ken Dorsey...Tim Rattay...Balls McSuck...Throaty Von Coatey...etc

    what do they all have in common? they all suck. they all suck really hard. they suck like your uncle rico down at the truck stop. they suck like you are drowning and my balls are full of oxygen. but i might be looking at this a little short sightedly, one of these players has a chance to continue playing with the 49ers...

    alex smith-#1 overall pick, thinks his recievers are 7'8", likes to scramble into defensive linemen. has a immeasurably generic name.

    I have always TRIED to root for the kid for petes sake, he just makes it so damn hard

    career 57.1% completion percentage
    negative td/int ratio
    stupid name

    basically the trifecta of qb suckage

    so what to do?


    cut his stupid ass and sign anyone and draft anyone and move on for gods sake, a couple options could be:

    in the draft

    Blaine Gabbert
    Cam Newton
    Colin Kapaernick

    through free agency/trade

    donovan mcnabb
    kevin kolb
    vince young

    i think beyond a shadow of a doubt, any one of mcnabb/kolb/young should win us the division next year, and ANY qb we draft would be an upgrade in the potential department, there is just no sense in continuing to "develop" alex fucking smith.
     
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    Big Frame Well-Known Member

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    Sean Hill does not "suck"
     
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    you know what, he does, but just barely, better?
     
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    lol, having a generic name as a reason for sucking is a new one to me. But I agree, his time to develop is over. What year of his career is he into now... 6th? Way to late to be developing a guy, besides they haven't even signed him yet and now they can't because of the lockout, so he's done in San Fran.

    If Gabbert is on the board when they pick, Gabbert to 49ers take it to the bank.
     
  5. truebluefan

    truebluefan Administrator Staff Member Administrator

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    Gabbert is a talent. Would do well in SF
     
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    i would be happy with gabbert, although i would like them to bring in a vet for this season, VY would be epic imo
     
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    VY is almost at JaMarcus Russell level of suckatude.
     
  8. Moo2K4

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    I feel like Andy Dalton wouldn't be a bad fit for you guys, and you'd probably be able to nab him in the 2nd round.
     
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    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

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    2011 - Carson Palmer
    2012 - Andrew Luck
     
  10. Sex Panther

    Sex Panther works every time.

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    According to Schefter, the Panthers are going to take Cam Newton.

    As Niner fans, you guys should be ecstatic! You can only hope Blaine Gabbert falls that far.
     
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    nailed it (or epic fail) :lol:
     

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