The Amazing Zach Randolph

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  1. ghoti

    ghoti A PhD in Horribleness

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    Through 18 games played, he has more turnovers than assists, steals and blocks combined. (55-47)</p>

    Way to go, Zach!</p>
     
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    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

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    His youthiernes is amazing.</p>
     
  3. cpawfan

    cpawfan Monsters do exist

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    If only Thorn would have traded RJ, the amazing Zach could have been a Net</p>
     
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    He's a lefty! You think he's going to shoot with his right hand, but then he shoots with his left!</p>
     
  5. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

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    And then he dumps it off to Eddy. You think he's going to shoot with his right hand, and then he turns it over!</p>
     
  6. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

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    classic.</p>
     
  7. ghoti

    ghoti A PhD in Horribleness

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    He can't keep it up, right?

    Through 24 games at 33:00 a clip.

    Turnovers - 75

    Blocks, Steals and Assists - 71


    Go Zach!!
     
  8. Real

    Real Dumb and Dumbest

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    He's also the only player in the league to have more automatic weapons than assists-steals-blocks combined. That's even more impressive.
     
  9. ghoti

    ghoti A PhD in Horribleness

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    Quite a line tonight.

    2-5 shooting
    1-2 from the line
    5 points
    4 turnovers
    4 fouls
    3 rebounds
    0 offensive rebounds
    1 assist
    0 steals
    0 blocks

    Knicks lose to the Kings at home with no Bibby, Artest, Martin.

    I wonder if he even feels the slightest bit guilty when he cashes his paycheck.

    Probably not.
     
  10. ghoti

    ghoti A PhD in Horribleness

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    Through 30 games at 32:30 MPG --


    Turnovers - 94

    Blocks, Steals, Assists - 80


    The gap is widening.

    Nice work!
     
  11. Dumpy

    Dumpy Yi-ha!!

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    You realise that this is known as the "Eddy Curry line," right? This makes it even more ridiculous.
    Here are the single-season "leaders" since the 1999-2000 season:

    [maybe someone can format this for me]

    [POS represents assists plus steals plus blocks; ratio is TOs/POS]

    TOP 20 (Worst) YR GP MPG POS TOs RATIO
    Eddy Curry 2006-07 81 35.2 142 295 0.48:1
    Eddy Curry 2005-06 72 25.9 103 179 0.58:1
    Eddy Curry current 33 28.2 48 73 0.66:1
    Eddy Curry 2004-05 63 28.8 116 163 0.71:1
    Zach Randolph current 30 32.6 80 94 0.85:1
    Othella Harrington 1999-00 82 32.6 191 217 0.88:1
    Tyrone Hill 2000-01 76 31.1 112 127 0.88:1
    Hakim Warrick 2006-07 82 26.2 148 161 0.92:1
    Desmond Mason 2006-07 75 34.3 189 192 0.98:1
    Eddy Curry 2003-04 73 29.5 175 177 0.99:1
    Jamaal Magloire 2005-06 82 30.1 165 166 0.99:1
    Zach Randolph 2006-07 68 35.7 215 215 1.00:1
    Glenn Robinson 2003-04 42 31.9 108 106 1.02:1
    Vin Baker 2001-02 55 31.1 130 127 1.02:1
    Andres Nocioni 2006-07 53 26.5 108 104 1.04:1
    Mark Blount 2006-07 82 31.1 169 159 1.06:1
    Othella Harrington 2002-03 74 25.0 97 90 1.08:1
    Michael Olowokandi 2000-01 82 25.9 184 169 1.09:1
    Zach Randolph 2003-04 81 37.9 272 247 1.10:1
    Desmond Mason 2005-06 70 30.1 125 113 1.11:1
     
  12. ghoti

    ghoti A PhD in Horribleness

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    And a brief check reveals...

    Curry is even worse!


    Blocks, Steals, Assists - 50

    Turnovers - 74


    That's a great list, Dumpy. Other than Nocioni, who has intangibles I think offset his weaknesses, every player on that list is a gigantic loser.
     
  13. Dumpy

    Dumpy Yi-ha!!

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    There's another list of the players that have the greatest POSITIVE disparity between assists/steals/blocks and TOs. Ben Wallace is usually up there year after year. I believe that Antoine Wright may be in the top-ten this season.
     

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