I was starting to reply, but thought 'no, no, this is just too easy and I am trying to have some sense of decency towards HCP.
a) I didn't know there were "only" 1000 porn actors. Then again, I'm by no means an expert. b) I seem to remember from my Navy training (completely serious) that gonorrhea was "the clap", not syphilis.
There used to be a lot more in the union, but when congress failed to pass the stimulus bill.... Dang, Navy pal, what boot camp did YOU go to?