http://www.startribune.com/stories/510/5663357.html Many of the Vikings players were involved in what sounds like a complete sex orgy on a boat during the bye week. This is just what we needed.
Prior to boarding, at least one group in a limo urinated on Cathy Hough's lawn in Mound, according to Hough and police. She said she confronted the men. "I said, 'Excuse me, do you mind?' And they looked at me as if I was crazy," Hough said Tuesday. "One of them said, "It's only water, ma'am,' and he continued peeing. I said no, it's not." They should make the entire team report to Cathy Hough's lawn for a drug test. Unless, daisies are an effective masking agent.
what is wrong with the Vikes.... they need to stop everything theyre doin and get better at football.
Best quote of the day on this story so far: <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>When Kirby Puckett made alleged advances on a woman in a bar, such conduct was termed a "scandal." When Vikings players turn a rental boat into a floating brothel, such conduct is called a "Thursday."</div>
This is not Tice's fault at all. As much as I dislike him as a head coach he is not at fault. I think the Viking players need to grow up and mature a little bit or they shouldn't be in the NFL. Now there some great players on that team that have class but this is just down right trashy.
I heard Smoot invited Onterrio Smith and he showed up with his Whizzinator on the outside of his pants! LOL!
I heard they had a tribute to Randy Moss on the boat. One of the strippers was dressed up as a Meter Maid then repeatedly smacked with a car bumper.
They Vikings are out of Control, now Burleson and Williams are out for the bears game! Roll on Sunday!
Its a good thing for all the other teams in the NFL North. I personally hope that the team takes a very tough stance on this...finally discipline some players.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (vikingfan)</div><div class='quotemain'>I heard they had a tribute to Randy Moss on the boat. One of the strippers was dressed up as a Meter Maid then repeatedly smacked with a car bumper. </div> LOL. Is that yours or did you borrow it? Nice either way. I saw a good headline on this subject: "Smoot captains the Tice-tanic". I gotta believe his ship is going down (Tice). Is there any other team recently that has had this kind of luck? The Smoot Love Cruise Onterrio?s ?Original Wizzinator? The ?Randy Ratio? Botching the draft by having to ?pass? Scalping Super Bowl tickets Choking the final week vs. Cardinals Getting blasted by the Giants in NFC Title Game Randy Moss backstabbing Tice in the media Reggie Fowler, the ?Car Wash King? Corey Stringer?s Death Various Low-Level Thuggerations/DUIs The Gary Anderson missed FG loss in NFC Title game Owner Red McCombs saying ?I still think he made it? Dimitrius Underwood Starting to feel sorry for you guys...at least when Dallas was causing trouble, they were winning Superbowls.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cowboy71)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (vikingfan)</div><div class='quotemain'>I heard they had a tribute to Randy Moss on the boat. One of the strippers was dressed up as a Meter Maid then repeatedly smacked with a car bumper. </div> LOL. Is that yours or did you borrow it? Nice either way. I saw a good headline on this subject: "Smoot captains the Tice-tanic". I gotta believe his ship is going down (Tice). Is there any other team recently that has had this kind of luck? The Smoot Love Cruise Onterrio?s ?Original Wizzinator? The ?Randy Ratio? Botching the draft by having to ?pass? Scalping Super Bowl tickets Choking the final week vs. Cardinals Getting blasted by the Giants in NFC Title Game Randy Moss backstabbing Tice in the media Reggie Fowler, the ?Car Wash King? Corey Stringer?s Death Various Low-Level Thuggerations/DUIs The Gary Anderson missed FG loss in NFC Title game Owner Red McCombs saying ?I still think he made it? Dimitrius Underwood Starting to feel sorry for you guys...at least when Dallas was causing trouble, they were winning Superbowls.</div> What's funny is that I was thinking about converting all my old Cowboy jokes to Viking jokes. Do you know what the Vikings main concern is now? Does bail cound against the salary cap!!!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cowboy71)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (vikingfan)</div><div class='quotemain'>I heard they had a tribute to Randy Moss on the boat. One of the strippers was dressed up as a Meter Maid then repeatedly smacked with a car bumper. </div> LOL. Is that yours or did you borrow it? Nice either way. I saw a good headline on this subject: "Smoot captains the Tice-tanic". I gotta believe his ship is going down (Tice). Is there any other team recently that has had this kind of luck? The Smoot Love Cruise Onterrio?s ?Original Wizzinator? The ?Randy Ratio? Botching the draft by having to ?pass? Scalping Super Bowl tickets Choking the final week vs. Cardinals Getting blasted by the Giants in NFC Title Game Randy Moss backstabbing Tice in the media Reggie Fowler, the ?Car Wash King? Corey Stringer?s Death Various Low-Level Thuggerations/DUIs The Gary Anderson missed FG loss in NFC Title game Owner Red McCombs saying ?I still think he made it? Dimitrius Underwood Starting to feel sorry for you guys...at least when Dallas was causing trouble, they were winning Superbowls.</div> Some of those things happened under Denny Green's watch. I personally blame Denny Green for the initial spiral this team took, but Tice hasn't helped much at all. There was a suggestion in the paper the other day which I really liked. For any player that was found to be on that boat and engaging in behavior not befitting of the team, they should be de-activated for the rest of the season. I agree. BRING UP THE PRACTICE SQUAD!!! At least the practice squad guys are more likely to play with some heart, and to spend their downtime working on improving rather than finding the only way they can score this season. I'd rather be bad and righteous than decent and an embarrassment to mankind.
