The George W. Bush Presidential Library

The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations. The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.

The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.

The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.

The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you to go back for a

second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.)

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.

The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

The Supreme Court Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate and view the President's accomplishments.


The library will also include many famous Quotes by George W. Bush:

'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.'

'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.'

'Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.'

'No senior citizen should ever have to choose between prescription drugs and medicine.'

'I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.'

'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'

'Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.'

'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.'

'The future will be better tomorrow.'

'We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.'

'One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.' (during an education photo-op)

'Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.'

'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.'

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'

'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.'...George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson

 

So what kind of comic books is this library going to have?

 

I would add "The Pet Goat" for obvious reasons.

 

The Obama library is already under construction. It includes:

The Bus Room, where guests can throw their old friends under the wheels.

The Church Room, where the pastor speaks but you never hear a word he says.

The Honkey Room, where you can blame all of your problems on white racism and "the man."

The Chicago Room, where you can view pictures of crooked politicians you palled around with on your way up.

The "Ooops!" Room, where you can forget all the campaign finance agreements you made with your opponent.

The Patriot Room, where you don't have to salute the flag, or wear it on your lapel, or even pretend to care.

The Geography Room, where you can view all 57 of the United States.

The Muslim Room, where you can say, "My Muslim faith" over and over again and nobody will mind.

The Comrade Room, where you can hang pictures of all your bomb-setting Marxist friends.

 

would you really have cared if he was muslim?

 

You forgot the FREEDOM room you fucking communist

 

Isn't "Freedom Room" an oxymoron?

 

lol...my favorite

 

All Muslims are very bad, don't you know?

 

I was thinking of timeout in a corner.

 

Is this the only library where you bring home somebody to read the book to you?

 

Yes, of course he cares; he's a right winger.

They only like christians and hate people who say happy holidays, because in doing so they must be declaring war on xmas.

They have already decided they hate Obama and all he has done so far is quickly and efficiently name his (quite qualified) cabinet. But he's black and has a funny sounding name! He must be a terrorist!