The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down, finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color, Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, you have to sleep on the couch tonight if you show your wife this; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Hahaha...nice <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!</div> This always drives me nuts!!
<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.</div> LOLPWNT Very true...
<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post"> 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. </div> LOL Girls complain about headaches too much, too often. It's annoying.
They forgot one VERY important one: If you are cold, as you often are, there is no need to express it- either get a sweater or quit complaining. We cannot control the temperature.
<div class="quote_poster">phunDamentalz Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">They forgot one VERY important one: If you are cold, as you often are, there is no need to express it- either get a sweater or quit complaining. We cannot control the temperature.</div> When we say we're cold, its usually a hint to give us your jacket/sweatshirt.
<div class="quote_poster">miss3pointer25 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">When we say we're cold, its usually a hint to give us your jacket/sweatshirt.</div> But......then we're gonna be cold. Me before you.
<div class="quote_poster">miss3pointer25 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">When we say we're cold, its usually a hint to give us your jacket/sweatshirt.</div> But when we offer you the jacket, you say, "No that's ok".
<div class="quote_poster">monty001 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">But when we offer you the jacket, you say, "No that's ok". </div> i take it
<div class="quote_poster">miss3pointer25 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">i take it</div> Wow, I think you are the only active girl member on JBB.
<div class="quote_poster">J_Ray Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color, Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.</div> lmao, these are my 2 favourites.
lol this is so funny but true <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.</div> oh shi.!!! lol!
<div class="quote_poster">J_Ray Wrote</div><div class="quote_post"> 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color, Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. </div> The ones I agree with most.
<div class="quote_poster">Carter Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Wow, I think you are the only active girl member on JBB.</div> That's because most girls would rather be at the Mall shopping or hanging out with friends, not talk about B-Ball
<div class="quote_poster">miss3pointer25 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">When we say we're cold, its usually a hint to give us your jacket/sweatshirt.</div> Please refer to rule #1 <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.</div> Great list. I'd like to add to the list. 1. If you're going to wear lipstick, don't sip my beer.
<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Please refer to rule #1</div> Yeah, and also rule #6.
<div class="quote_poster">miss3pointer25 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">So I take it we just come out and say "I'M COLD NOW GIVE ME YOUR FREAKING COAT!"</div> Umm.....yea. Pretty simple isn't it?
