Actually I was reading along the whole 20 something hours I was gone. I love reading what the haters had to say. Had a minor speed bump, but I'm back with all my greatness. Looks like you guys were having some fun on here. I'm telling you, rookies are bad news. Excited to be back and will bring it as usual.
<couch cough> attention whore <cough cough> Damn, this cough has lasted three weeks. Time to see a doctor. Glad you're back (even if you never were actually gone). I'd be a hater and say merge this with the "I'm leaving...." but wtf ever.
I remember in like 5th grade, Z100 was saying for weeks they were going off-air. They're talking about it for weeks. I remember listening when it went off-air. 20 seconds later, it was back up and running as "The New Z100". But nothing really changed. That's what this reminds me of.
I thought it should be merged with the "Oh by the way, I'm gay" thread in OT, but your suggestion is good as well.