The Lakers Are So Stupid, How Stupid Are They?

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  1. Shapecity

    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

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    The Lakers are so stupid,
    they think Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

    The Lakers are so stupid,
    they ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."

    The Lakers are so stupid,
    they put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

    The Lakers are so stupid,
    they got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

    The Lakers are so stupid,
    when they missed the 44 bus, they took the 22 twice instead.

    The Lakers are so stupid,
    they ordered their sushi well done.

    The Lakers are so stupid,
    they thought they needed a token to get on soul train.

    The Lakers are so stupid,
    they bought a solar powered flashlight.

    The Lakers are so stupid,
    they told everyone that they were "illegitiment" because they couldn't read.

    The Lakers are so stupid,
    they got hit by a parked car.

    The Lakers are so stupid,
    they sold the car for gas money.

    The Lakers are so stupid,
    they thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

    The Lakers are so stupid,
    they thought asphalt was a skin disease.

    The Lakers are so stupid,
    they thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.

    The Lakers are so stupid,
    when they saw the "NC-17" sign, they went home and got 16 friends.

    The Lakers are so stupid,
    they called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

    The Lakers are so stupid,
    they she heard 90% of all accidents occur around the home, they moved.

    The Lakers are so stupid,
    they got fired from a blow-job.

    The Lakers are so stupid,
    they asked you what the number for 911 was.

    The Lakers are so stupid,
    they think Christmas Wrap is Snoop Doggy Dogg's holiday album.

    The Lakers are so stupid,
    they bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
     
  2. Really Lost One

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    Lakers are so stupid
    they have someone on the squad going by the name "Smush"

    WTF is a Smush
     
  3. yodawgsup

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    The Lakers are so stupid,
    they think keeping an unproven, slow, dim-witted 19 year-old 7-footer over a first-ballot Hall of Famer makes good business sense.

    The Lakers are so stupid,
    they sprain ankles by breathing.

    The Lakers are so stupid,
    they think surrounding Kobe with a bunch of nobodies is a recipe for success in the playoffs.
     
  4. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Let's cut the jokes and get to the point.

    The Lakers are so stupid because they can't play defense, can't inbound a pass, can't secure a lead when Kobe goes out, can't get consistent help around Kobe, and are wasting Kobe's prime. They also start a guy named Smush, Mo Evans, and have players in their rotation named Sasha Vujacic and Brian Cook. Can't we sign KAJ to the vet minimum?
     
  5. DynastYWarrioR6

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    <div class="quote_poster">Mamba Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Let's cut the jokes and get to the point.

    The Lakers are so stupid because they can't play defense, can't inbound a pass, can't secure a lead when Kobe goes out, can't get consistent help around Kobe, and are wasting Kobe's prime.</div>

    lol if we are cutting jokes I need only say this:

    The Lakers are so stupid.
     
  6. Bahir

    Bahir User power factor: ∞

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post"> The Lakers Are So Stupid, How Stupid Are They?</div>

    Really stupid.






    (tried to search for a good picture, found none. Oddly, on an image search for "ugly idiot", Marc Cuban was one of the first results.)
     
  7. illmatic

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    The Lakers are so stupid they haven't fired Mitch Kuptchak!
     
  9. pablo eterovic

    pablo eterovic Laker fan from Chile

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    The Lakers are so stupid
    They dont sign Kidd when they have the chance

    The Lakers are so stupid
    They trade Kwame for Caron

    lol
     

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