The Lawyer

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  1. Shapecity

    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

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    The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the
    city's most successful lawyer.

    So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.

    The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows that
    even
    though your annual income

    is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity.
    Wouldn't you
    like to give something back

    to your community through the United Way?"

    The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, "First, did your research also
    show
    you that my mother is

    dying after a long painful illness, and she has huge medical bills that
    are
    far beyond her ability to pay?"

    Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, "Uh... no, I didn't know
    that."


    "Secondly," says the lawyer, "my brother, a blind disabled veteran
    confined
    to a wheelchair, is unable

    to support his wife and six children."

    The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut
    off
    again.

    "Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband died
    in
    dreadful car accident,

    leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of whom
    is
    disabled and another who

    has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?"

    The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, "I'm so sorry,
    I had
    no idea."

    And the lawyer says, "So...if I didn't give any money to them, what
    makes
    you think

    I'd give any to you?"
     
  2. NJNetz

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    Omg hilarious!! That gave me a good laugh. Thanks.
     
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    LOL thats a good one.
     
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