Some douche nozzle club that was opened in Portland in the 2010s. Ultralounge, seemed like a cocaine island. https://www.yelp.com/biz/couture-ultra-lounge-portland
After I got out of the Army I grew hair down to my shoulders and a full, unkempt beard. People were sometimes frightened by my appearance.
You've never been? They have firehoses mounted around the dancefloor and they spray the crowd at random intervals. Sometimes cold, sometimes warm, sometimes it's whipped cream. barfo
Whipped cream? Yippee. Do I get to lick it off the breasts of the good looking women there? Oh no, you're not going to suggest a male appendage as a substitute. I don't care how many times you show me that trick, I'm not falling for it. Try Sly, he'll eat anything.
I bet you were one of the one's who would wear a red polo shirt and then laugh about how the bouncers let you in wearing gang colors.