and what a pathetic road its been to ride....most of you know that a long time a go I took a pair of scissors and cut out eye holes in a brown paper bag....I then placed the bag on my head and decreed that I would not take it off until the Miami Dolphins met my 2 demands....Those demands were to: 1)Fire Dave Wannstedt and 2)Release Jay Fiedler....Months ago the Dolphins met the 1st condition by forcing Wannstedt to resign as coach, today they met the 2nd condition....That means that I will remove the bag and reveal my true identity....its been a while since I had the bag off so there are some preperations to be made(like getting sun screen for my ridiculuosly white head), but I will soon be removing the baggage....stay tuned to this thread, I will be unveiling soon....
All I can say is the darkest period is Dolphins history is over! I think the words of Collective Soul are appropriate, "I'm happy as Christmas...ooh I'm feeling better now!"
im not really a knicks fan....Im just wearing a knicks jersey in the pic because thats what my publicist told me to do....so instead of being a knicks fan, im a puppet....
