OT The Most Amazing Experience You've Witnessed In Person

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  1. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Are you that damn peeping Tom I'm having trouble with?
     
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  2. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    No.
     
  3. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Oh, so you're a new one.
     
  4. Chris Craig

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    You got me. But, we're there to see your wife not you
     
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    Tyrant of Ants Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, Chris asked me to come along. I only came along thinking we'd rob you of your Blazers season tickets. I'm in no way as perverted as Chris. I'm Asian, I have great respect for the elderly!
     
  6. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    He's lying Lanny. He wanted to see if your member was as big as you have been professing. Being Asian he's never seen a big one, and I wasn't about to show him mine.
     
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    You're not a real homie.
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I mean...yeah..Lanny...he was after your Blazers tickets
     
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    I would've shared it with you, Chris!
     
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    Dude, being Asian doesn't mean I'm interested in seeing any dude's member, big or small. You know the Hung Far Low restaurant on 82nd? Yeah, owner saw me and went with that name.
     
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    I always wondered where they got the inspiration for the name
     
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  12. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Can't blame you for that unless for some mysterious reason you're attracted to an elderly overweight man who farts, scratches his ass all the time, sits on the front porch chain smoking, wearing a beer stained undershirt, old raggedy boxer shorts, drinking beer while sitting in a rocking chair cussing at the cherub faced school children walking by and giving them the finger and is desperately in need of a shave and a comb for his wily hair. Like the nose hairs and the bald head? My God, you're sick.
     
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  13. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    I use to frequent that place after hours in the late 70s when it was in NW Portland. One time me and a buddy went in there and a little remote controlled car went from booth to booth carrying a lit joint. We'd each take a hit and put it back in the car for the next booth to enjoy. They had good food, too.
     
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    Except for the drinking beer part, I want to be like you when I grow up.
     
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    No lazyboy?
     
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    I'm depraved Lanny what can I say
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Get professional help. I think I can help you and I can give you my best professional discount for being a member of S2. I too was once addicted to this sick behavior but I found a way of curing myself which I have now patented and so for a relatively small fee I can offer you my money back guarantee on a cure. Sure the nose hairs are oh so attractive but ugh.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    No Lazy Boy, couldn't afford it. It would eat into my cigarette budget.
     
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    My grandfather was a smoker. Rolled his own cigarettes. His bag of tobacco was his most prized possession.
     
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    By far, the most amazing thing I have seen/experienced is the result of the merging of Mad Magazine and the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

    The result is bizzare psychcotic behavior such as, but not limited to:

    Bipolar disorder
    Confussion
    Inappropriate emotions
    Misinterpretation of reality
    Species surfing
    Lack of common sense

    Mad Magazine + Rocky Horror Picture Show = S2
     

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