The obligatory chris_in_pdx emotional meltdown thread

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by chris_in_pdx, Feb 6, 2012.

  1. chris_in_pdx

    chris_in_pdx OLD MAN

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    Fuck this team. No, I'm serious. Fuck them. Fuck the organization, Fuck Nate, Fuck Crawford, Fuck Wallace, fuck 'em all. I'm done. For this year anyway. I haven't seen a more clusterfuckly group of players wearing Blazer uniforms since the mid-90s. No chemistry, no balls, no heart. LaMarcus and Nic, you are the only two positives on this team right now, and for that reason you should demand a trade, right now. To a team that gives a damn. To a team that has an actual fucking General Manager with a goddamn vision and clue about how to construct a REAL NBA team, not a hodge-podge of castoffs, overpriced role players, and rookies that will never amount to anything because they play on a team with a coaching staff that doesn't think they are worth playing time.

    I'm sick of mediocrity. I'm sick of failed expectations. I'm sick and tired of being suckered into giving a damn about a team that I DESPERATELY want to be winners, but then discover that I want it more than the players. Fuck this one-horse town. When does the Timbers season start? At least those players act like they give a fuck about the fans and about the in-game effort.

    I give this post about a 6 1/2 on the meltdown scale. I just don't care enough to ratchet it up to my previous standards.
     
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    RR7 Well-Known Member

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    done meaning done? Cool. fuck you. buh bye. see you next year. You want it more than the players? Says the guy quitting? lol. bye. door hitting ass in 3....2...
     
  3. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Dude we were robbed and you blame this on them? Sorry man I can't accept your meltdown.
     
  4. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Clicking on your name, I see you've done better than this in the last couple of games. I rank it only a 5. What a disappointing post. Fuck that post. Fuck it to Hell. I'm sick of your 5s. I want to see 8s and 9s. Fuck your 5s. I'm giving up on the whole season. It's too stressful to read a bunch of 5s. When you return to at least 8s on the meltdown scale, I'll come back to the board. I haven't seen such mediocre meltdowns since the 80s. You can melt down more than this. No effort and I'm sick of it.
     
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    Sinobas Banned User BANNED

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    We were robbed, yes, we had streaches of great play, yes. But it's been the same story in all 8 of our close losses. Failing in crunch time with turnovers, dribbling around and being forced into a circus shot, failing on fast break attempts, giving up key rebounds etc.

    The Blazers have a lot of talent, but I don't know what you can call them other than losers. They lose to far inferior teams, and choke away close games. 1-8 in close games. Let that sink in. We're what, half way through a 66 game season and have already dropped 8 close games?
     
  6. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Now let's see a much bigger meltdown next loss or I'm through.
     
  7. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    See, now I'm laughing ... and after tonight's meltdown, that's something.
     
  8. BlazerBeav

    BlazerBeav Well-Known Member

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    If a team that's 14-11 are called losers, what does that make teams with losing records? GTFO with that. Mediocre, sure, but if your winning percentage is above 50, you can't really be losers.
     
  9. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    You call that a meltdown? I'll show you a meltdown!! Come over here and I'll show you how to melt down downtown! I'll melt right into the dirty drain on the curb!! Get your puny little ass over here! Right here! Next to this Mafia restaurant! Hey Guido, melt down for this guy and show him how we melt down down town!
     
  10. BlazerBeliever

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    If he was really done he would quit posting in here.
     
  11. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    If you click on his name, you see he has said the same thing for the last 3 games. He knows he's not leaving. He parodied himself by starting this thread, so I helped him.
     
  12. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Chris, your shy high expectations are only setting yourself up for failure and depression. This team should and will win around 35 games this year. I'm not happy about it, but it is the reality. Hope we make moves to change these expectations, but we are an average team.
     
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    Only 21 more wins? Damn hcp gave up on playoff hopes huh?

    Hollinger had us at 98% as of yesterday for playoff hopes.
     
  14. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    35 wins in a 66 game season is over .500 and probably makes a seven or eight seed.
     
  15. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I believe I said 35/36 wins in our pre season prediction thread. Nothing has changed son.
     
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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Well, we could be the Wiazards.. (watch JaVale McGee sprint back. :lol: )

    [video=youtube;cWNrjExLelw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWNrjExLelw[/video]
     
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    PapaG Banned User BANNED

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    Ed O Administrator Staff Member Administrator

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    If only we could be the Wizards!

    Ed O.
     
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