The official Jusuf Nurkic facts thread

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  1. Mediocre Man

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    If you spell Jusuf Nurkic in scrabble you win.........forever
     
    Mediocre Man, Mar 29, 2017
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    "Nurk Itch" is the official name of the new disease Blazers fans have.
     
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    Would rather have Nurk-itch than Jok-itch.
     
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    @magnifier661 isn't really sure who this Nurkic guy is but he wants to know if he will make the Blazers great again.
     
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  5. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    I can't believe this Chuck Norris facts ripoff thread hasn't taken off......


    Nurkic doesn't need to seek out rebounds. The ball comes to him willingly
     
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    Oh boy, if there's one thing I love in life it's a circlenurk about our lord and savior
     
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    Names arent allowed. You lose
     
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    Come listen to the best new hit that's on the airwaves:

    Nurkvana: "Smells like Portland Playoffs Again!"
     
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    Awesome!
     
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    I think Nurk Nuked the tank......
     
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    With a big 3 now I suspect more vets will take a close look at Portland in the offseason...Nurkic was our first bona fide needle mover since the old core split up.
     
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    Nurk really makes it so we can max out Dame's prime years for a championship as well as CJ....and the kicker is we can draft real talent this time for the bench.
     
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    Dougnsalem not barf

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    Everyone has you on ignore???
     
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    That's the most logical explanation
     
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    Dougnsalem not barf

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    Lol. Well, I was just kidding....
     
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    When Jusuf Nurkic works out, he doesn't get stronger, the machine does
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    What are you talking about? This thread is entirely blank except for you.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    How many Nurkic's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One but there will be beautiful women with him.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Oh, and it will be inside a huge lightbulb cuz he's big
     
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