Just wait until the earthquake happens... Then we can really make fun of them once the Staples center is the only building sucked into the ground.
Are you kidding? If there is a god and she has a sense of humor, then it will be the only building left standing.
If we can just arrange for that to happen in the middle of a Lakers/Clippers game, our odds of making the playoffs would improve a bunch.
They can sleep under the life-guard towers on Venice Beach like a million other people do already. They'll be fine.
Or they can take shelter in Oregon... If that happened... Fuck the Earthquake, this would be more ideal. #Skynet
Meh, I'll be old. Probably in a nursing home jacking off to my usually ebony interracial porn. If I die during that, whatever.
I live 1/2 mile from the ocean. (As the crow flies) I could use a strategically placed quake (or mud slide) to give me an ocean view.