Funny "The Other Side", Vol. III (2019/2020 Season)

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Which NBA fan base do you hate or dislike the most?

  1. LA Clippers

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  2. LA Lakers

    85.7%
  3. Golden State Warriors

    28.6%
  4. Oklahoma City Thunder

    14.3%
  5. Denver Nuggets

    14.3%
  6. Another Team (comment below)

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  7. Why am I looking at this dumbass thread and what is this Shakespearean bullshit?!

    14.3%
  8. I'm convinced Jade Falcon is a lesbian woman with a bowl cut.

    14.3%
  9. Houston Rockets

    28.6%
  10. Utah Jazz....because fuck Mormons.

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  1. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    And lo, there it was.....the thread. And He hath posted upon thy forum, Greatness. Thy fingers type away; thy thoughts, they floweth like rich wine poured within thy crystal glass.

    Thou quotes begin, thy gloating commence.

    For upon thy enemy battlegrounds of online words and blogs there came a great wailing; a gnashing of teeth and thy cruelest of words uttered in forked tongues upon thy keyboards. Thou-ist fans doth maketh great excuses to lie upon thy failings. Thou dogs be cursed with thy poorest of coaches; thy playbooks barren and meek. Thou pocketbooks be empty with thy terrible contracts and cursed salary caps. Thy draft picks be busts, and thou players remain sulketh deep upon thy bench; thou-ist roster be of poor talent and dung. Thou-ist stars they hath no loyalty upon thy cities, and striketh only for thy great dollar. Thou rings they doth chase; thou egos full and overflowing.

    But lo, upon thy internet there came a forum, and upon it lieth a great Thread. One that hast thy history of greatness; soaked upon by admiration and glee from thou-ist members young and old. And upon thy thread echoed a great laughter, whose sound doth rang out throughout thy Heavens. Laughter thou shooketh every belly within thy great Kingdom of RipCityTwo.

    And it was so.....for this greatest of threads was called......"The Other Side."

    And thou thread hast returned in full upon a new season once more.
     
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    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Do I get to choose who does the punishing, if so I may be interested.
     
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    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Yes. I choose @SlyPokerCat.

    And oh, Sac fans are losing their shit about Rodney Hood, lmao.
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Rockets is my answer for your poll.
     
  6. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Added, thank you. Not sure how I missed that.
     
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    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Jesus, SacTown fans are boring as fuck. I've seen more action in milf porn.
     
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    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Depends on where they are in Feb? Who is on the team and what the race looks like. Way too early to get the good "Otherside" stuff just yet.
     
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    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Fair enough.
     

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