The people who SHOULD NOT use the ladies' room

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  1. Spud147

    Spud147 Mercy Mercy

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    I went camping a couple weekends ago at Trailbridge Reservoir and had a great time except... as I was creeping to the porta-potty in the middle of the night I saw a woman emerge from the woods in her jammies, open the door, and step in BARE FOOTED. I'm still grossed out about it 2 weeks later.
     
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  2. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Check ur privilege
     
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  3. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    No way! You creep around porta-potties too? I knew we had a lot in common, but I never imagined...
     
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  4. Spud147

    Spud147 Mercy Mercy

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    I thought I saw you... and you weren't wearing any shoes either... stay out of my porta-potty Furball!
     
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    I think I am missing the code here.
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I recall a news story where a man hid inside the porta potty at a campsite( and I mean inside the toilet it's self standing in piss and shit) to watch women and girls use the bathroom...that's some fucked up shit
     
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  7. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    At Trailbridge? Must've been one of my relatives, that's a little too far for me to travel just to creep around porta-potties...
     
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    JFizzleRaider Yeast Lords Global Moderator

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    How do you know the shit had been fucked up?
     
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  9. blue32

    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    Barefoot in the honey bucket... I could only imagine what mix of microbes are on her feet.... Hopefully her lover doesn't have a foot fetish :)
     
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  10. Spud147

    Spud147 Mercy Mercy

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    I believe the code for this is "Eeewe, grody!"
     
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    Spud147 Mercy Mercy

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    I know... and it was one of those ones with the little pee funnel thingy on the side for men that is consistently missed.

    She did walk into the porta-potty wearing a long blanket wrapped around her shoulders, I wonder where she put that. :smiley-hmm:

    Maybe I should just stop thinking about it so much, hah!
     
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    That's why I go nowhere without a pair of these
    flip flops.jpg
     
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  14. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    That's kinda what I was going for, lol...
     
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    Nothing worse than porta potty foot cheese sauce...I also usually camp with a shovel and toilet paper so avoid those plastic science projects altogether
     
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Hmm. May have to start calling you "moonriverman".
     
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    Grossola.

    People like that should not use the men's either. Even my cat seeks a fresh spot to go.
     
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    Never having been in a women's bathroom I don't see the problem. Do women shit and piss on the floor?
     
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    we wouldn't want to spoil the surprise..it's more fun not knowing
     

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