Hamilton cast doing the national anthem. Lady Gaga doing the halftime show. Commercials written by triggered hollywood liberals taking shots at Trump all game? Watch parties full of emasculated hipsters drinking soy and kale chips waiting for Jimmy Kimmel's post game monologue more than the game itself? Will audiences take a knee? I think so.
All the libs will be praying for Tom Brady to go down. Too bad Gronk isn't playin', bro culture can't be properly represented.
We should try to have a Message Board get together for the SuperCuckBowl, but only one person from each ethnic/sexual/religious background allowed. We take a picture, send it to the Oregonian. Get fucking famous, son.
51 already! Geez, I remember 1 better than 50, maybe because I watched it. Ben Davidson was to be making the day a nightmare for Bart Starr but it never happen. Well enjoy lads, I think I have task to complete to get MarAzul to sea on time this spring.
I read the first sentence, then skipped to the punch line. Some of the words in between, I assume were good words.
