The stupidest/funnest thing you'd do if you won $100 million

My wife and I have decided if we were given a hundred million dollars that we'd buy a big farm, and hire our friends to race the tractors around all day with us.

What's the "big dumb fun thing" you'd do with your ill-gotten gains?

 

I've always said I would donate 10% to my church. I think to most of you guys; you'd think that would be pretty dumb.

As for pissing away... I would go to Vegas and gamble with 1 million. That would be fun!

 

Run for congress.

 

Clones

 

I would tip the person that sold me the ticket $1M. Wifey thinks that's pretty stupid.

Go Blazers

 

I'd let all you guys move out of your mom's basements into my big mansion basement!

 

Take Mrs HCP on that cruise she keeps asking me for.

 

Id sit on it for a year.

hoop fam

 

Travel, Travel, Travel. Anywhere and everywhere..... I would also pay one of my closest friends or family members to be my only contact so they can deal with all the bullshit leachers who come out of the wood work.

 

"Sorry bro. Everything is tied up in a trust, it will have to go through my lawyer"

hoop fam

 

It's easier to not work and buy 5 congressmen.

 

Slam ball court/league for my fun

 

Aluminum suitcase.

 

I'd buy the property around my aunt's house on Bainbridge Island and turn it into a dump for the most foul smelling things on the planet. That's fun, right?

 

I'd print up a bunch of anti-laker shirts and tents and distribute around skid row to have all the homeless people wear.

 

I'd buy HCP some street cred.

 

I better save it in case I have a $101 million medical emergency.

 

Or you can just hire asian ladies to fry fish inside the house all day, every day.