The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test

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  1. ace

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/results/the-tits,-ass,-and-cuteness-test/?fromCGI=1&var_tit%252dsize=9&var_ass%252dsize=13&var_cuteness=17" target="_blank">Cute &
    Small Boobs</a>
    Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.

    Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts, and you don't like big, fake boobs. Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag.

    Anyway, my third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!

    Recommended Celebrity: Hilary Duff, because she is the ultimate in cute! Especially since she lost that baby fat!</div> Hilary Duff is hot. [​IMG]
     
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    Nah I couldn't get my taste reflected in the results. :[
     
  6. Run BJM

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Curvy and Naughty

    Raw score: 85% Big Breasts, 59% Big Ass, and 40% Cute!

    Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.

    Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

    My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!</div>
    http://www.okcupid.com/results/the-tits,-a...var_cuteness=10

    Definitely nailed it I think. I fuggin love titties. Love women with some meat on them and much prefer them over skinny chicks with no tits or ass. Cuteness is definitely a lower priority than body.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Run BJM @ Aug 10 2008, 12:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>"Curvy and Naughty

    Raw score: 85% Big Breasts, 59% Big Ass, and 40% Cute!

    Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.

    Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

    My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos! "
    http://www.okcupid.com/results/the-tits,-a...var_cuteness=10

    Definitely nailed it I think. I fuggin love titties. Love women with some meat on them and much prefer them over skinny chicks with no tits or ass. Cuteness is definitely a lower priority than body.</div>

    Well you do know they mean cuteness in the sense that you don't like "innocent" looking girls, right? This test assumes every guy is indeed very interested in a girl's face (in your case the more "sexy"/mature kind).
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Curvy and Naughty

    Raw score: 59% Big Breasts, 55% Big Ass, and 48% Cute!

    Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.

    Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

    My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!</div>

    Haha. That was tight...
     
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    I like girls with a nice ass(Doesn't have to be huge. Just nice) and a cute face I can
    look at all day.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller @ Aug 10 2008, 12:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Run BJM @ Aug 10 2008, 12:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>"Curvy and Naughty

    Raw score: 85% Big Breasts, 59% Big Ass, and 40% Cute!

    Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.

    Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

    My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos! "
    http://www.okcupid.com/results/the-tits,-a...var_cuteness=10

    Definitely nailed it I think. I fuggin love titties. Love women with some meat on them and much prefer them over skinny chicks with no tits or ass. Cuteness is definitely a lower priority than body.</div>

    Well you do know they mean cuteness in the sense that you don't like "innocent" looking girls, right? This test assumes every guy is indeed very interested in a girl's face (in your case the more "sexy"/mature kind).
    </div>
    Still dead on. Anyone who talks to me on AIM knows I'm obsessed with older women. I'd say this test thing completely nailed what I'm attracted to.
     
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    Mine says I like supermodels and am not attracted to fat girls. [​IMG]
     
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    lol

    Me and Run got pretty much the same results, only different percentages.
     
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    Why do some guys and gals like older people? If its a couple years, go ahead. But
    10, 15, 20 no way man. Thats too old for me. Unless its a girl I really really like. [​IMG]
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Run BJM @ Aug 10 2008, 12:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller @ Aug 10 2008, 12:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Run BJM @ Aug 10 2008, 12:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>"Curvy and Naughty

    Raw score: 85% Big Breasts, 59% Big Ass, and 40% Cute!

    Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.

    Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

    My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos! "
    http://www.okcupid.com/results/the-tits,-a...var_cuteness=10

    Definitely nailed it I think. I fuggin love titties. Love women with some meat on them and much prefer them over skinny chicks with no tits or ass. Cuteness is definitely a lower priority than body.</div>

    Well you do know they mean cuteness in the sense that you don't like "innocent" looking girls, right? This test assumes every guy is indeed very interested in a girl's face (in your case the more "sexy"/mature kind).
    </div>
    Still dead on. Anyone who talks to me on AIM knows I'm obsessed with older women. I'd say this test thing completely nailed what I'm attracted to.
    </div>

    Oh alright, just wanted to clarify.

    I don't mind if the girl I like has an average body. She just has to be polite, attractive, and understand that I don't always want to hang out with her friends.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller @ Aug 10 2008, 12:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Nah I couldn't get my taste reflected in the results. :[</div>
    Same here.
     
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    same as RUN
     
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    Cute & Small Boobs
    Raw score: 41% Big Breasts, 55% Big Ass, and 68% Cute!

    [​IMG]

    Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to <span style="color:#006600">smaller breasts</span>, <span style="color:red">larger asses</span>, and <span style="color:blue">sexier composure</span> than others who've taken the test.

    Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts, and you don't like big, fake boobs. Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag.

    Anyway, my third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!

    Recommended Celebrity: <span style="color:red">Hilary Duff</span>, because she is the ultimate in cute! Especially since she lost that baby fat!
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ZAE @ Aug 10 2008, 01:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Cute & Small Boobs
    Raw score: 41% Big Breasts, 55% Big Ass, and 68% Cute!

    [​IMG]

    Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to <span style="color:#006600">smaller breasts</span>, <span style="color:red">larger asses</span>, and <span style="color:blue">sexier composure</span> than others who've taken the test.

    Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts, and you don't like big, fake boobs. Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag.

    Anyway, my third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!

    Recommended Celebrity: <span style="color:red">Hilary Duff</span>, because she is the ultimate in cute! Especially since she lost that baby fat!</div>

    And that would be dead on.
     
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    I'm somewhat in the ZAE mold. I don't mind small/fake breasts either way.
     
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    Curvy and Naughty

    Raw score: 67% Big Breasts, 73% Big Ass, and 44% Cute!

    [​IMG]

    Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.

    Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

    My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!

    Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie.
     

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