Religion The "White People Are Ruining Everything" Thread

Poke.

Its pretty fucking good from Hawaii. But white people took it over and are gentrifying the fuck out of it like they did with food trucks.

 

These blooming flowers that are occurring and people are driving and overcrowding fields to go see flowers: WHO GIVES A FUCK.

They are fucking flowers.

Same with the fucking Cherry Blossoms. Fucking losers.

 

Coachella / Burning Man.

Throughly convinced the people that go here are the worst people on the planet earth.

 

Escape Rooms: These are the dumbest fucking things I've ever seen. Probably more of an asian fob thing, but I'll attribute it to whites.

 

Watching movies in cemeteries.

"ooh, how fucking edgy!"

 

I'm sorry, but I'm a botany major. Not just fucking flowers brah.

 

Jewish people make like good ass bread like rye and shit, and white people make white bread and that's bomb for like peanut butter Jellies, and then they make like shit ass wheat bread? It tastes like white bread with dirt added in. Wtf.

 

YUP. FUCK THE FLOWERS, SON. FUCK THEM HARD.

 

If that's your thing, then I guess, be you. I suppose you'll help in pollination in some way.

 

its just the same basic white bitches doing all this flower blooming shit after having some Rose and Avocado toast and then posing in front of some street art.

 

Are they also doing yoga poses in the photos?
Are you also the first flaurasexualist? I have many questions!

 

Yup.

 

#Blessed

 

I've got a really nice flower for you.
Just watch out. It's a Venus Fly Trap.

 

If you haven't considered that for an album cover then you really disappoint me.

 

If I win the tourney pool, you can paint me a picture of Greg oden fucking a flower. :MARIS61:

 

You over-analyze shit too much.

 

I've been doing blow all morning.