Who could argue with that? Every time Mrs BP & I go to Kauai we never want to leave and can't wait to get back. It's paradise.
Hawaii is just one natural disaster away from needing a really good window salesman. You should get on Japan's Craigslist and see if you can get Godzilla to visit.
Oh crap, now you're waxing poor poetry about melon girl- ew. You have Island fever all right. Oh well, you'll snap out of it. It takes 5-10 days.
I now know what AMB meant. It was a Freudian slip on your part...referring to alternative masterbative behavior. Speaking of which.......you're sure up late this evening.
FWIW, went for a "midnight snack" at Wendy's- Jr bacon cheeseburger, small fries (named after your junk) and a small coke. All for $3.50.