This cannot turn out well

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  1. Anima

    Anima WuShock

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  2. TradeNurkicNow

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    totally gangster
     
  3. maxiep

    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    I'm guessing in this one, Spock will be in one of his once-every-seven-years mating cycle.
     
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    ehizzy3 RIP mgb

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    that dude looks oddly familiar...
     
  7. Anima

    Anima WuShock

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    So that's the guy AZ knows a little too well...
     
  8. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I don't know whats funnier...that Anima saying the star trek porno sounds bad because she hasn't heard of the players..or Nate showing he knows the porn stars...;)
     
  9. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    This movie will give new meaning to the term, "Beam me up, Scotty".
     
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    When I turned 18 the first thing my friends and I did was go to Porn shop. Nothing really looked interesting, I had never seen a porn before, and to be honest they all kinda creeped me out. I wanted something 1970's, something with a story. Eventually I just settled for the one film that didn't feature a midget or a animal on the cover. This movie had no story what so ever, you put it in, selected play on the DVD menu, and immediately you were bombarded with nearly two hours of sex, with no talking other than the usual porn lines (give it to me, f*** me). I only watched it once, the first night I bought it, but the next day I decided to watch the 'behind the scenes' features (which to me seemed more interesting than watching other people do it, and much less depressing). The main guy in the film, Evan Stone, was very candid, extremely funny, and had very high energy. I can't look at him and not think of that first (and only) porn film I purchased.

    A few months later I moved across the river from Vancouver to Portland (North Portland, Portland Blvd. and Denver Ave), and I purchased DirectTV's largest package I could afford. So, one night I am flipping through the movie channels and I come across a film called "Genie In A String Bikini" on Cinemax (of course), and there he is again, Evan Stone, acting in this soft-porn flick. Then a month later I saw Showtime was airing the adult film awards, and I turned it on cause it sounded interesting, and I kind of wondered what the name of the awards were (instead of the best actress, they have 'best female shower scene'). That was 2004 and Evan Stones won best actor.

    The original poster said the Star Trek porno starred "two dudes i have never heard of." I assumed that the OP most have seen or heard of some people in the industry to make that comment. Really, besides Evan Stone (and Ron Jeremy) I probably wouldn't recognize a single adult film star on the street. To be honest, the Star Trek theme is pretty simple to make. They are exploring lost planets, find one that is all women who need males to mate with. End of story.
     
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    BoBoBREWSKI BURP!

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    The article only mentions the guys that are going to be in the movie. What about the females?!?!?
     
  12. mook

    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    Basically, every single episode of the original series was a setup for a porn movie between William Shatner and Uhura/Nurse Chapel/Some random hot alien chick. They just never showed the nookie. Can you imagine what kind of diseases were crawling around in Kirk's pants?

    I wonder if they'll use vaseline on the camera lens to create the blurry effect they always used on women. You always knew when Kirk was about to bone somebody because the chick's face would get gauzy.

    Just had a daydream about the porno dialogue:
    "She can'na take any more!"
    "Fire all phasers!"
    "She's DEAD Jim!"
    "Fascinating."
    Kirk engaging in voyeuristic necrophilia. Really too weird for most porn, I suppose.
     

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